"If someone wants to give me a cookery show!"
 

Neanderthal Man to Mario!

Nathan's cookery show would be called

am *******in cookin. its *******in brilliant

Clearly he wants to be the next Gordon Ramsey. Ramsey's made a fortune so that's the incentive.

No *******in chance! :joker:

meatballs a specialty.

:shocked:

:joker::joker::joker:

He can outcuss Ramsey but that's about it he'll NEVER have the presence for his own show, even if someone was dim enough to offer it!:dance:

Nathans cookery show would probably be targeted at anorexic girls because once you have cooked the meal and eaten it, all you have to do is think of him and then it is easy to throw it all back up.