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carpetman0569 09-07-2010 10:23 PM
Defo shag keeley the dwarf.....
 
.....cause that's how I roll! :blush:

oddballmisfitsFTW 09-07-2010 10:24 PM
you can have sloppy seconds after me :tongue: :joker:

Jase. 09-07-2010 10:25 PM
Epic fail thread.

bbfan1991 09-07-2010 10:25 PM
She's pretty:)... but I don't like the fake tan.

GypsyGoth 09-07-2010 10:26 PM
She is not a dwarf.

carpetman0569 09-07-2010 10:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GypsyGoth;
She is not a dwarf.
Ok.... Midget.

GypsyGoth 09-07-2010 10:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by carpetman0569 (Post 3471663)
Ok.... Midget.
She is not! :cloud:

carpetman0569 09-07-2010 10:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GypsyGoth;
She is not! :cloud:
What is she then??

oddballmisfitsFTW 10-07-2010 04:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by carpetman0569 (Post 3471829)
What is she then??
A HOT LITTLE MINX :dance:

Colbert-Bump 10-07-2010 04:34 AM
Yeah but would the dwarf shag you?

starry 10-07-2010 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Colbert-Bump (Post 3471988)
Yeah but would the dwarf shag you?
haha, exactly.

And of course she isn't a dwarf, just a small woman, plenty like that.

WOMBAI 10-07-2010 06:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colbert-Bump (Post 3471988)
Yeah but would the dwarf shag you?
My thoughts exactly! I think we already know the answer to that! :joker:

LaFloss666 10-07-2010 06:56 AM
Yeah I totally would tbf

Stacey. 10-07-2010 06:57 AM
She's really pretty.

Julie10 10-07-2010 08:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by carpetman0569 (Post 3471829)
What is she then??

She is a woman you booby!:shocked:

discotheque 10-07-2010 08:18 AM
You'll be lucky. Andrew is gonna claim her for himself

Angus 10-07-2010 09:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by carpetman0569 (Post 3471829)
What is she then??
5ft tall.

Kazanne 10-07-2010 09:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by carpetman0569 (Post 3471608)
.....cause that's how I roll! :blush:
Crucial question is..........Would she s--g you.:joker::joker::joker::joker:

WOMBAI 10-07-2010 09:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kazanne (Post 3472265)
Crucial question is..........Would she s--g you.:joker::joker::joker::joker:
I get the impression she is quite fussy - so he would probably be out of luck! :joker:

Beso 10-07-2010 09:44 AM
she needs a flat head so I can shove my pint on it as she sucks ma boaby!

Livia 10-07-2010 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 3472307)
she needs a flat head so I can shove my pint on it as she sucks ma boaby!
God, this place is going to the dogs.

eye sea 10-07-2010 10:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by carpetman0569 (Post 3471608)
.....cause that's how I roll! :blush:
The one time your two-inch penis might come in handy then.:joker:

Beso 10-07-2010 10:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Livia (Post 3472381)
God, this place is going to the dogs.
add me to the list...woof.

carpetman0569 10-07-2010 02:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kazanne (Post 3472265)
Crucial question is..........Would she s--g you.:joker::joker::joker::joker:
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal:blush:

discotheque 10-07-2010 02:33 PM
If you're not a brain dead footballer or some type-A business knob then I don't think she's interested.


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