Dave...and the flying bloke drunk on heroin
 

I do believe you talk out your a$$. Someone jumped over a car and another 4 feet, really, this bloke should come clean about his comedy act or he should be in a padded cell.

And, is that Corin as thick as 2 large planks, or a player using her gorping gob.

Her usual response when someone is talking is just to continually say, "Yeah.................yeah...........yeah"
It doesn't really sound like she's taking in what's being said at all.

:joker:

wtf has heroin got to do with it you just made that part up your resorting to lying now.

Thats very correct. Oh my gard, oh my gard.


OH MY FACKING GARD :devil:

dave is a complete cock end, only willing to share half his story with the viewer, keeva showed us all the other side of dave, but because of keevas earlier story with shabby, this fact has been overlooked by the stupid amongst us.

you just have to watch the video clip of ife being pissed of at keeley doing the tidying up of the kitchen on the c4 site to understand that fine statement.

tell you what, i need one of Dave's heroin suppliers after listening to his 'comedy' act.

He's a fake! Curing cancer, walking up walls and clearin a car by four feet.....is he a friend of superman??

He's like the whacky bull****ter guy at school... just couldnae help himself...always telling big stinkin' lies... thought it made him sound more interesting than he really was.