MARY’S BIG SCARYGAZE
Witch future for the stars?
EXCLUSIVE
AFTER all the scandals, break-ups and romances filling our pages in 2005, we can’t wait to see if 2006 will be a Happy New Year for our fave stars.
And thanks to the celebs’ top clairvoyant Mary O’Leary, 30, we don’t have to... The Big Brother witch has bad news for Gavin Henson, 23, who will lose his Crazy Chick, Charlotte Church, 19, to a “high profile author” next autumn.
Mary explained: “Marriage is on the cards for Charlotte. But she will mature a lot and will choose a respected writer over Gavin.” And Char’s rugger fella won’t be the only one nursing a broken heart in 2006 – Sienna Miller, 24, will give nanny-botherer Jude Law, 33, the heave-ho.
The boho babe will turn her attentions to Tinseltown. Our sorceress told us: “Sienna will reclaim her independence from Jude and will channel her energies behind the camera.”
Meanwhile, Robbie Williams, 31, will be stepping in front of the camera…in a Steven Spielberg blockbuster. And unlike poor Jude and Gav, the Robster will find his Love Supreme by the end of 2006. She added: “ He’ll be a major success thanks to Spielberg. And there will be a blessing for his love-life in the form of a young actress.”
But Mr Spielberg had better watch out, as Keira Knightley, 20, falls for an old American director who will kick the splinters out of her acting. Mary said: “Keira will dramatically improve her performance range. And she’ll fall for a much older director.” There’s also a change of direction for Britney Spears, 24, who will burst back in a major Broadway show. Britain’s answer to Jackie Stallone predicted: “She’ll still be a pop princess, but will demonstrate the maturity and confidence motherhood has given her in the sell-out musical.”
And Brit’s old mucker Christina Aguilera, 25, will do the Madonna thing, by embracing spirituality. Mary explained: “Christina will be influenced by Buddhism, meditation and yoga.”
And what fate awaits the bigwigs? Prince William, 23, will be busy. Mary said: “He will campaign for more organic farming methods. It’s in the stars.” Quite right, but we must write about the stars. So it’s up to us to be there when Mary’s predictions come true…
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