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Abhorsen 15-07-2010 03:11 PM
Dave has travelled to the Sun! In his own words...
 
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David enjoys hunting, fishing and Cardiff City FC. He says he spends a lot of time doing very little but does travel through time and space in the spirit realm and the weirdest thing he's done is "visit the sun".
WTF?

How did he travel to the Sun, did he fly there on angel wings?

fingers 15-07-2010 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Abhorsen (Post 3499018)
WTF?

How did he travel to the Sun, did he fly there on angel wings?
Maybe that's where he got his tan, and here's me thinking he got it on one of his freebie junkets to exotic places, courtesy of his donations.

chuff me dizzy 15-07-2010 03:16 PM
He will have been levitated on the Lords love (barsteward )

Patrick 15-07-2010 03:19 PM
More Bollocks from Holy People.

Abhorsen 15-07-2010 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by fingers (Post 3499044)
Maybe that's where he got his tan, .
In that case was Corin the pilot?

fingers 15-07-2010 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Abhorsen (Post 3499091)
In that case was Corin the pilot?
You have to Laff!!!:elephant::elephant::dance::hugesmile:

Claymores 15-07-2010 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Abhorsen (Post 3499091)
In that case was Corin the pilot?
good one!

BigBrotherfan4ever 15-07-2010 04:12 PM
This guy makes my blood boil:mad::mad::mad::devil::devil::devil:

johnx 15-07-2010 04:15 PM
This is entirely possible.Didnt Dave say on his wedding day that god gave him and wife their virginity back.Nothing is beyond the lord.

chuff me dizzy 15-07-2010 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by fingers (Post 3499125)
You have to Laff!!!:elephant::elephant::dance::hugesmile:
Corin LOVEESS a laugh !!!! :devil:

flamingGalah! 15-07-2010 04:18 PM
Obviously he isn't an ex drug addict after all then...

vesavius 15-07-2010 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Abhorsen (Post 3499018)
WTF?

How did he travel to the Sun, did he fly there on angel wings?
Dave claims there are angels 'everwhere' and that he can see what they see, or at least thats what I make out what he means when he has talked about his cherry picked homebrew beliefs.

We will ignore that when Andrew asked him to prove this claim by telling him how many fingers he had up under his sheet he couldnt :joker:

fingers 15-07-2010 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by johnx (Post 3499385)
This is entirely possible.Didnt Dave say on his wedding day that god gave him and wife their virginity back.Nothing is beyond the lord.
He did indeed say that, I heard him say it on live TV

vesavius 15-07-2010 04:19 PM
He also said that he woke up with a real suntan from being bathed in God's glory all night once :joker:

fingers 15-07-2010 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by vesavius (Post 3499414)
He also said that he woke up with a real suntan from being bathed in God's glory all night once :joker:
Didn't Corin say "I'll 'ave some o' that!"?

watchinittoomuch 15-07-2010 04:24 PM
I gotta get me a bottle of that 'Lord'.

fingers 15-07-2010 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by watchinittoomuch (Post 3499442)
I gotta get me a bottle of that 'Lord'.
Just buy or steal a Bible and sniff it like St. Dave does, lol:devil:

vesavius 15-07-2010 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by fingers (Post 3499419)
Didn't Corin say "I'll 'ave some o' that!"?
;)

johnx 15-07-2010 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by fingers (Post 3499408)
He did indeed say that, I heard him say it on live TV
Was a very moving experience he said-as indeed it would be.The Glory.

fingers 15-07-2010 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by johnx (Post 3499652)
Was a very moving experience he said-as indeed it would be.The Glory.
Erm.... Yes!

watchinittoomuch 15-07-2010 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by fingers (Post 3499504)
Just buy or steal a Bible and sniff it like St. Dave does, lol:devil:
Even the capacious McDonald's straw cannot cope with The New Testament :(

vesavius 15-07-2010 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by watchinittoomuch (Post 3499697)
Even the capacious McDonald's straw cannot cope with The New Testament :(
It's ok, Dave only uses the 10% of the bible that supports his belief.

A McDonalds straw is ample.

WOMBAI 15-07-2010 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Abhorsen (Post 3499018)
WTF?

How did he travel to the Sun, did he fly there on angel wings?
No doubt he was speaking metaphorically!

watchinittoomuch 15-07-2010 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by vesavius (Post 3499707)
It's ok, Dave only uses the 10% of the bible that supports his belief.

A McDonalds straw is ample.
Ok but if I end up like Daniella Westbrook with a nose rotted by Corinthians or summat I'm holding you responsible :p

vesavius 15-07-2010 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by WOMBAI (Post 3499726)
No doubt he was speaking metaphorically!
No, he wasnt.

he was saying that he had been to the sun via accessing an angel.


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