predict the next thomas c thread
 

:xyxwave:

'hey everybody lets meet up in my local park and drink beer together'

oh wait we have already had that one

:joker::joker::joker:

Hopefully this one:

'I'm leaving. And this time I mean it'

Alternatively he could just receive his long overdue permanent ban.

Whats a homosexual?

Something about his house/stupid fish

'i once tried anal sex but the girl pood and we were on her mums bed and didnt know what to do so we blamed it on her grandad'

im sorry but i dont believe that is his house, i mean he hasnt even got broadband he still has dial up but he can afford a house likt that? :shocked:

riiiiiiight :joker::joker::joker:

You stole that from Coming Of Age :nono:

Geez a kiss hottie

i know lol

*hangs head in shame*

Anyone want to buy a game of Twister? It's on e-bay. A few of us were playing it and I had drank some vodka. I laughed so hard I pissed myself. I folded it up without thinking. It's slightly yellow now and smells a bit but the colours are still fine. The spin board is a bit warped. Offers welcome.

"I see dead people"

2nd hand queen then

Micheal Jackson and Jade Goodey are here with me now :shocked:

:kiss:

:bawling:

Me and Jade Goody have changed places.

I'm dead and she's alive and well :)

Are you drunk? :cat:

we havent had a marge thread for a while i wonder how her trial is going

i dont drink :xyxwave:

:shocked: why?

Or maybe the twist is, Thomas C is really Simonsays.

drinking is overrated. crack is the way forward. :dance:

"I just farted, but a little bit of poo came out, is this normal?"

:shocked: now that would be a twist :whistle: