Do you have a useless talent?
 

I can tell the time without a watch or a phone most of the time & I'm pretty good at doing the grudge noise, I'm not really sure they can count as talents though.

Just wondering what useless talents everyone has.

I'm ace at Crash Team Racing.

When my voice is completley clear, I do a fabulous erotica voice.

I can light 50 candels in under a minute.

I do a few good impressions - Duffy, Diana Vickers (not good but LOLs apparently), Mel B from Bo' Selecta...

I'm also pretty good with geography, like capital cities/flags/countries. I can probably name them all.

I can from sitting on the floor like crossed legged..

Lift my body up into a hand-stand without standing first or the need to jump..
And can then walk on my hands a bit too.

I love it though because i dont know anyone that can do it :)

I can name all of the states in under 6 minutes. Learnt to do it after watching the Friends episode :D

I'm also a fountain of useless knowledge. And I can make a loud clicking noise with my tounge. Like, really loud (it's hard to explain lol)

I can touch my Nose with my Tongue

I remember lyrics really quickly, even if I dislike a song, still now know all ******* lyrics from any children tv series etc.
Completely useless

I am really good at copying handwriting and forging handwriting. Good at forging signatures aswell. Neither are that useless really, depends who's chequebook you find ;)

I am the worst impressionist ever. I try so hard but I can't do a single impression, they all sound so silly!

I have amazing retention when it comes to useless things. I could probably recite the exact tracklisting for every Christina Aguilera record, with length and who produced the track. I also know the full names of almost every housemate in BB history LOL.

I know way more Take That knowledge then is needed,seriously it's actually kind of stalkery. I also have a knack of guessing what gender someones baby is gonna be. I get it right like 95% of the time.

another one with a useless fact storage i'm hopeless with stuff i need to remember but stuff like the most recent which was how many blue peter badges does lewis hamilton have i mean 1 where the hell did i learn that fact & 2 why did my brain think it was something i needed to know :joker:

I can say lyrics like really quickly. I dunno if it's a 'talent' but no-one I know can do it very well.

I have recurring dreams.

I can quote the whole talks in the movie "Blade Runner"

I can swim the whole length of a (full sized) swimming pool under water. - without coming up to breathe, like. Following this, I can hold my breath for over 2 and a half minutes - used to be alot longer but I don't swim as much anymore ;)

I have double jointed hands, jaw and feet.

Same as Laura's Take That one; I know too much McFly information. I don't even know where I know most of it from, it's kinda weird. Another thing from this, I remember all the weird things about them much quicker than I can remember the basics! Strange.