Why is JJ afraid of POTATOES?
 

Why is JJ afraid of potatoes? Has he said anything on the LF about it?

A boxer should not be afraid of potatoes. One of the most important foods, and one of the healthiest.

Maybe he meant before they're cooked when they look like lil' aliens.

I ate 12 potatoes last night

I was smashed out my head

Because his Mummy told him that the eyes grown in your belly when your naughty and shouty

one of my friends cant look at a potato if it is growing cos it freaks her out

After reading some of the replies to this thread JJ sounds quite normal in comparison. :hugesmile:

John James

http://tombutton.users.btopenworld.com/potato_2.gif

No, that is Ed Miliband.
http://www.politics.co.uk/photo/ed-m...005881$300.jpg

He's afraid of them because they are his intellectual superior. He was once outwitted by a Jersey Royal.

But was the Jersey Royal gay?

Are you suggesting he got sodomized by a spud, because thats enough to turn anyone off them to be fair

He'll probably state his reasons on LF or the main show. People have phobias of all kind of silly things. I have a phobia of ketchup.

You might well think that; I couldn't possibly comment.

Really, I know i'm being noisy but can i ask why. Any particular brand or just ketchup in general. How about a squashed tomato.
You weren't sodomized by a gay tomato by any chance, were you?

Oh naturally... I mean, it's not like it was a more hetero spud, like, say, a King Edward.

Ah i'm only having a laugh, i know what your getting at though, but lets face it those gay vegetables have a terrible reputation

Ha. Heavens, no lol. I must have repressed a deep dark secret but as long as I can remember I've never liked the taste, smell, texture, density or anything and since then people have literally chased me with bottles of ketchup for their own personal amusement which has made me more fearful lol. The little b@stards.

EDIT: And a tomato itself is just vile. I can laugh about it but if I'm doing the washing and there's a splodge of tomato or ketchup I wince and wash it seperately

I was also having a laugh also. :)

Everyone know tomatoes are gay.

Or the bi curious Maris Piper, shameful really.

Hey, he should count himself lucky that he's never had an encounter with a fiesty turnip:hugesmile:

i am a member of the root vegetable safety society and i think all this sexual talk about said vegetable is very regrettable.

They're asking for it. You know they are.

LMAO... The Maris Piper actually sounds bi curious!

careful there or i will be calling the vegetable and fruit police