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03-08-2010 06:33 PM |
Where they are now, HMs 2010
Ever wondered what has happened to the HMs since leaving the house this year? Then read on.
Caoimhe
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This once craved after by Shabby 'babe' has been head hunted by the Irish government as their new 'Lesbian Czar'. Her role will be to weed out any lesbians still in the closet on the Catholic Isle so they can ship them off to the 'mainland', they are sure her 'irresistible gay shamrock' charm gives her unique qualities for the role.
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Ben
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Is due to replace Jonathon Ross at the BBC. A spokesperson for the BBC said "Look, we never thought we'd find someone more camp than Norton, so this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to. And he's posh too so that helps." Ben is due to collect his honorary doctorate from Oxford on Thursday.
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Ife
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Currently in talks with producers of the 'IT crowd' and setting up her own branch of 'Relate'.
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Keeley
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Will appear on the next series of 'The Apprentice'. However, the current restraining order against her by Sir Alan Sugar may prevent this.
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Laura
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Getting her tits out for Nuts. Getting her tits out on Facebook. Getting her tits out on ...
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Rachael
Nathan
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Sadly the deal with 'Wanker Lager' fell through for Nathan. Set to produce and present his own show on 'Dave' 'The Handy Tissue Hour'
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Shabby
Sunshine
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Following her recent success with YouTube Sunshine has decided to give up medicine for a career uploading videos to YouTube, and has changed her name to 'Lady Sunshine'.
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And last and by all means least,
Govan
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The 'Toy Dog Association of Britain and the Isle of Man' favourite is currently hanging out some washing for his gran and still 'trying to find himself', even though his gran says to stop 'doing that' during Eastenders.
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