Would you like tlo see a Clash of the Titans between John James and Josie
 

Is John James a God, could he be Zeus?
When he picks on the girlies and hurls out abuse
And Josie, Andromeda? or Medusa's ugly head
turns the housemates to stone without getting out of bed
They're more like giant scorpions with stings in their tail
John James a pathetic, woman hating male
A beast of the worst kind, picking on ladies
Zeus? I think not definately more like Hadies
And Josie his harpy needs to open her eyes
let go of her duvet and leave off the pork pies
Release Kracken Sam to burst their bubble
He'll swallow them up and cause some trouble

As you can guess I just watched Clash of the Titans lol

I love your poems |<3

We already have a resident forum poet in Joe!

Didnt realise posting poetry on the forum was the exclusive right of dirtyvileharryuk. Saying that rhino gets my vote, his poetry is a few levels above DHV's.