Whay has the house not had any takeaways this year?
 

They normally always get a takeaway as a treat like fish & chips, a Indians or a Chinese. The house needs poppadoms ,chutney and a bit of onion bhaji.
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They have had some.

I must of missed it or perhaps Josie scoffed the lot!

They have had PIZZA.

I think they got an indian for breakfast when they were doing the reverse task

Not so much, true.

Feel like a chinese now :hugesmile:

Oh yeah how could I forget about the pizza with crispgate!

they have had loads of takeaways...josie has eaten them all like a selfish pig...cant you tell looking at her waddling around the house.

True!

As punishment she should only be given kippers to eat! :dance:

LMFAO! Probably :hugesmile:

This is Josie Indian meal for one:

STARTERS

Shabji Kebab - £2.75
Spicy vegetable grilled in Tandoori

Ayr Biran - £3.25
Spiced fish, fried onions and green peppers

Dall Soup - £2.45
Red split lentils finely ground, thick soup like sauce

Onion Bhaji - £2.45
Chopped onions marinated in gram flour, deep fried round ball

Samosa - £2.45
Triangular shaped, savory filled with spicy minced meat or vegetable

Prawn Cocktail - £2.95
Small prawns served with lettuce, cucumber and cocktail sauce

Prawn Puree - £3.75
Small prawns cooked in spicy sauce served with deep fried puffy bread,

Shamee Kebab - £2.95
Finely minced lamb served with spices and herbs

Sheek Kebab - £2.95
Minced lamb with special herbs and spices, roasted on skewers

Chicken or Lamb Tikka - £2.95
Marinated diced chicken or lamb roasted on skewers in Indian Tandoor clay oven.

Tandoori Chicken - £2.95
Spring chicken marinated in yogurt with delicate herbs and spices grilled in the tandoor on skewers.

Reshmee Kebab - £2.95
Minced lamb with special spices covered in egg net and served with green salad.

Mixed Kebab - - £3.95

Chicken Pakora - £2.95
Sliced chicken fried in butter with spices

Chicken Chat - £2.95
Chicken, cucumber and tomato fried in ghee

Aloo Chat - £2.95
Spicy potatoes, cucumber and tomatoes fried in ghee

King Prawn Butterfly - £4.45

BIRIANI DISHES
STIR FRIED WITH RICE AND SERVED WITH VEGETABLE CURRY

Chicken Tikka Biriani - £7.45
Lamb Tikka Biriani - £7.45 Chicken Biriani
Chicken Biriani - £6.45
Meat Biriani - £6.45
Prawn Biriani - £6.45
King Prawn Biriani - £8.95
Vegetable Biriani - £5.15
Mushroom Biriani - £5.15

TANDOOR SPECIALITIES
INDIAN CLAY OVEN
All Tandoori dishes are served with tomato, lettuce and lemon

Tandoori King Prawns - £9.95
King size prawns spiced and marinated then cooked on skewers over charcoal

Tandoori Mixed Grill - £8.95
Contains Tandoori Chicken, Lamb Tikka, Chicken Tikka, and Sheekh Kebab. Served with nan bread

Tandoori Chicken - £5.75
Spring chicken marinated in yogurt with delicate herbs and spices grilled in the tandoor on skewers

Lamb Tikka - £5.75
Diced Lamb marinated with a touch of spices and herbs, cooked on skewers over charcoal

Chicken Tikka - £5.75
Diced boneless Chicken marinated and mildly seasoned, cooked over charcoal

Chicken Tikka Shashlik - £6.45
Pieces of marinated Chicken, capsicum and onion ring grilled in the Tandoor

Lamb Tikka Shashlik - £6.45
Pieces of marinated Lamb, capsicum and onion ring grilled in the Tandoor

Tandoori Batak - 6.95
Duck marinated in yogurt sauce with delicate herbs and spices barbequed over flaming charcoal on skewers

Chicken or Lamb Tikka Shashlik Massalla - 9.95
Marinated chicken, capsicum, onion and tomatoes grilled in the Tandoor, then cooked with thick gravy sauce and fried onion rings on top

HOUSE SPECIALITIES

Chicken or Lamb Tikka Massalla - £6.75
Marinated Chicken or Lamb grilled in the Tandoor, then specially prepared in a delicately flavoured spicy sauce with cream

Tandoori King Prawn Massalla - £9.95
King Prawns grilled in the Tandoor, then specially prepared in a delicately flavoured spicy sauce with cream

Chicken or Lamb Jalfrezi - £6.75
Fairly hot dish with Green Chilies, Tomatoes, Green Peppers and Mixed Herbs

King Prawn Jalfrezi - £9.95
Fairly hot dish with Green Chilies, Tomatoes, Green Peppers and Mixed Herbs

Chicken or Lamb Pasanda - £6.95
Mild spiced, cooked with fresh Yogurt and Mixed Nuts

Chicken Tikka Labada - £7.75
Smoky Flavored, thickened with Cream, Almond Powder and Methi Leaves

Shakooti Chicken - £7.25
Chicken with Roasted Coconut, Mustard Seed, Black Pepper, Red Chilli and Ginger

Shahi Gustaba - £7.25
Lamb cooked in Fresh Cream, Lychees and Delicately flavoured with Kashmir Herbs

Korahi Chicken or Lamb - £7.25
Grilled Spices, Chopped Tomatoes and Capsicums, served in the traditional iron Korahi

Nawabi Ayr Fish - £7.25
Fish Steaks, medium spiced with Diced Onions, Green Peppers and Selected Spices

Roop Chanda - £7.25
A lightly spiced Fish, fairly thick sauce, cooked with Coriander and Mixed Spice

Shahi Chicken Tikka Rogan - £7.25
Grilled pieces of Chicken with Garlic, Fresh Tomatoes, Peeled Tomatoes and Fresh Herbs

Garlic Chicken - £7.25
Chicken with Garlic and Chef's selected Spices

Tandoori Khana £11.25
Tandoori Chicken, Chicken Tikka, Lamb Tikka, Sheek Kebab, cooked with Green Pepper, Onions, Tomatoes, Shahi Jeera and Coriander, served with Special Fried Rice

Achari Chicken or Lamb - £7.25
Fairly Hot and Sour wit Green Chilli, Fresh Herbs and Spices

Gohst Kahlia - £7.25
Finely Chopped Lamb, delicately flavoured with Mustard Seed and Amcor. Fairly Dry and Medium Hot

Hasina Khufta - £7.25
Spicy Chicken Balls fried, then cooked in Yogurt, Tomato Puree, flavoured with Orange Essence

BALTI DISHES
WHOLE SPICES ARE ROASTED AND GROUND TO CREATE THE MOST AROMATIC SPICE MIXTURES, COMBINED WITH FRESH HERBS SUCH AS CORIANDER, FENUGREEK AND MINT TO GIVE THE BALTI DISH ITS DISTINCTIVE TASTE. SERVED WITH NAN

Chicken Balti - £8.25
Lamb Balti - £8.25
Prawn Balti - £8.95
King Prawn Balti - £10.15
Vegetable Balti - - £6.15

THALI DISHES
Vegetarian Thali - £12.95
Non vegetarian Thali - £14.95

VEGETARIAN SPECIALS
Shabji Jalfrezi - £5.25
Vegetable Massalla - £5.25
Vegetable Passanda - £5.25
Vegetable Dansak - £5.75
Served with Pilau Rice
Dhall Samba
Cooked with Mixed Vegetables, Lentils and Spinach - £5.25

VEGETABLE CURRY DISHES
Choose from Korma, Malayan, Curry, Bhuna, Rogan, Dopiaza, Madras, Kashmiri, Ceylon and Vindaloo - All £4.75

MILD CURRIES

Mayayane
Weak medium cooked with pineapple
Chicken Mayayane - £4.95
Meat Mayayane - £4.95
Prawn Mayayane - £5.64
King Prawn Mayayane - £7.95

Kurma
Very mild cooked in a thick gravy with cream and fresh herbs
Chicken Kurma - £4.95
Meat Kurma - £4.95
Prawn Kurma - £5.65
King Prawn Kurma - £7.95

MEDIUM CURRIES

Curry
Medium Hot Gravy
Chicken Curry - £3.95
Meat Curry - £3.95
Prawn Curry - £4.65
King Prawn Curry - £6.95

Bhuna
Medium hot, dry cooked with fresh spices, onion and green peppers
Chicken Bhuna - £4.35
Meat Bhuna - £4.35
Prawn Bhuna - £4.95
King Prawn Bhuna - £7.15

Pathia and Dansak
(served with Pilau Rice)
Sweet, sour and hot addition of lentils
Chicken Dansak - £6.45
Meat Dansak - £6.45
Prawn Dansak - £6.65
King Prawn Dansak - £9.45
Chicken Pathia - £6.65
Prawn Pathia - £6.95

Dopiaza
Medium hot, dry cooked with green peppers, tomatoes and a strong onion flavour
Chicken Dopiaza - £4.35
Meat Dopiaza - £4.35
Prawn Dopiaza - £4.95
King Prawn Dopiaza - £7.35

Roganjosh
Medium dry base, garnished with onion, green pepper and sliced tomatoes
Chicken Roganjosh - £4.35
Meat Roganjosh - £4.35
Prawn Roganjosh - £4.95
King Prawn Roganjosh - £7.15

HOT CURRIES

Kashmiri
Fairly hot with garlic chutney
Chicken Kashmiri - £4.35
Meat Kashmiri - £4.35
Prawn Kashmiri - £4.95
King Prawn Kashmiri - £7.75

Madras
Fairly hot, cooked in rich gravy
Chicken Madras - £4.30
Meat Madras - £4.30
Prawn Madras - £4.95
King Prawn Madras - £7.75

Ceylon
Hot, cooked with thick coconut gravy
Chicken Ceylon - £4.55
Meat Ceylon - £4.55
Prawn Ceylon - £4.95
King Prawn Ceylon - £7.95

Vindaloo
Very hot, strongly flavoured with spices in a rich gravy with potatoes
Chicken Vindaloo - £4.65
Meat Vindaloo - £4.65
Prawn Vindaloo - £4.95
King Prawn Vindaloo - £7.95

VEGETABLE SIDE ORDERS

Special Vegetable Bhaja - £2.75
Mixed Vegetable Bahje - £2.35
Bhindi Bahje (Okra) - £2.35
Sag Bhaje (Spinach) - £2.35
Mushroom Bahje - £2.35
Brinjol Bhaje (Aubergine) - £2.35
Bombay Potato - £2.35
Aloo Gobi (Potato and Cauliflower) - £2.35
Sag Aloo (Spinach and Potato) - £2.35
Chana Massalla (Chick Peas) - £2.35
Dall Massalla (Spicy Lentils) - £2.35
Cauliflower Bhaje - £2.35
Beans Bahje - £2.35
Mator Ponir (Peas and Cheese) - £2.35
Sag Ponir (Spinach and Cheese) - £2.35
Tarka Dall (Lentils and Garlic) - £2.35
Onion Bahje - £2.35
Onion or Cucumber Ratha - £1.45
Green Salad - £1.50

RICE DISHES
Pilau Rice - £1.95
Boiled Rice - £1.75
Special Fried Rice - £2.35
Lime Pilau - £2.35
Mushroom Pilao - £2.35
Egg Pilao - £2.35
Vegetable Pilao - £2.35
Keema Pilao - £2.35
Onion Pilao - £2.35
Peas Pilao - £2.35

SUNDRIES
Nan - £1.95
Keema Nan - £2.15
Peshware Nan - £2.15
Garlic Nan - £2.15
Vegetable Nan - £2.15
Paratha - £1.95
Stuffed Paratha - £2.10
Chapati - £0.95
Puree - £0.95
Papadom - £0.50
Massalla Papadom - £0.60
Chutney and Pickles - £0.50

ENGLISH DISHES
Chicken and Chips
Chicken Omelette and Chips
Mushroom Omelette and Chips
Portion of Chips

Oh and a can of diet coke.

thats her starter!!

Yeah and then she orders her main meal which comes in a mini skip. :elephant:

omg! (': that's the weekly shopping budget gone now. Cheers Josie!

shes wandering around with either a duvet or a dressing gown to hide her flab i noticed...or the old jacket tied round the waist.

That not a duvet!...that is her flab hanging out. :dance:

you lot are pathetic.

nah serious.....the duvet seems to be attached to her fat ass

hahahahahhah

Don't have a go at us it was Josie that ate all the pies. :hugesmile:

been away for 2 weeks,,,, whats with all the josie hate?

They sent in a dog to be the new Big Brother pet and Josie ate it. Since then people have went off her.

:elephant:

hehehehe:hugesmile:

someone warn Billy Connolly, we've got some new comedians here...