MARIO SECRET .. Clues.
 

And JJ2 is too young??? :joker:

HAHAHAHAHAH :l

Joe doesn't actually have a boyfriend and has only very recently accepted that he is gay.

Apart from that.................. good theory! :joker:

Oh my God - - Mindblowing!!!!!

What can i say? Im amazing ;)

Really?? is that true.

I think Louis Walsh would be more of Mario's type!

LOL, quite.

If it's true I wonder how they met?

Statutory rape anybody? Eww. I hope not

Well Joe McElderry is 19 now. I think the age of censent for gay men has been lowered hasn't it?

It can't be Mario's boyfriend because when Joe came out he said he was in love with Dick.

Maybe Mario had an affair with Ashley Cole and John Terry

This. Ashley's bi anyway. I heard when he was in the news.. about shagging that hairdresser.. that was a cover up story.. and he was caught doing something with another guy.. but didn't want that leaked into the paper..

I reckon they double teamed Mario to the beat of the music from Super Mario Bros.

mario had a sex change an was a girl its on twitter

Seems a bit unlikely really given that his left nad is huge compared toi his right, wouldnt the surgeon doing his reassignment surgery not used a matching pair.

Maybe his secret is he intends to become a girl.

=o

I'd rather ppl not knowing what the secret was if it's that big .... It hardly is he wouldn't have told ife otherwise ...

I think Mario secret will be a big let down...TBH

^^yeah no secret is really that shocking nowadays to be honest. we've heard it all. It might be that he really was a mole all along.

and lol @Joe McElderry. did he really think nobody knew he was gay? I could smell the fairy dust the second they showed him on telly :joker:

Now i'm waiting for that guy from American idol, dave archuletta

Nadia has had her sex change reversed and changed her name to Mario..... lmao.

SO WHAT!!!.... What is it with Mario...he is such an attention seeker.

my god you cracked it :o

Maybe he's had a blowie from a gay-but-still-in-the-closet-married-to-a-fag-hag-bride celebrity. Simon Cowell or Robbie Williams, maybe.

Maybe he's actually got a glittering personality. Okay, I know that would be unlikely and hard to believe...

No...