If you could go into the house and make 1 statement to a HM what would you say and to
 

It woudn't necessarily have to be true it could just be to stir things up - but not an insult. I would tell John James that Sam was by far the favourite to win - or maybe Corin - anyway I would cherish forever the look on his face. Sometimes being mean can be such good fun!!!

I'd ask Dave how, in the face of his utter (unchristian) hypocrasy, he sleeps at night.