john james - grab - crab - slab ? you decide
 

john james, grab - crab - slab



thank you john this was pure class,

it has clearly shown me, you do only speak out of your ass.

no you will not dress up as a crab,

this humiliation i have to grab.

what is wrong with your mouth and teeth,

and that snide look, is there anything beneath.

a complete dork and a boring one on top,

you and josie are 90% guilty of making this big brother flop.

straight into a taxi, to the airport then australia, i will pay for the cab,

john james don't forget to smile, you are prime spot on the BB slab.



(in my poll i am putting all right replys as i can not see anything else in john james < so borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring)

Yeah, what is going on with his mouth/smile, John EXCUSE James is turning into the joker more and more as every day goes by!

Why isnt "Stab him out of bordem" a choise? D;

I think he is great!!! How boring would it be without him all these weeks, I think I might have switched off.

Josie was given the option to pick
Choose him to look like a crab or a pr*ck
The crab she chose but was John James grateful
Their fraumance has suffered and now it seems fateful
Cos he chose 'the pr*ck, a role he plays well
and caused the other housemates to yell
he knew he was unpopular so decided to play
and their laughter was obvious, it sure made their day
Shame the clouds intervened and brought down the rain
cos I'd have liked to see the crab eyes remain
The crab will haunt him till the day he dies
so I'll smile when he hands me my Big Mac and Fries

time for the crab to go tomorrow and never look backwards - or sideways lol

rhino <loverly peace < i think you are right and bb should do the right thing and just chuck him into the sea somewhere lol end of story. have a good mate mate.

rhino < do you think john handled the rachel bit well when she was rubbing his back ? very tricky situation and i do not like the guy but he did handle that well i feel > love to hear your views on that one biut rhino ?

One of your better ones Harry. Keep it up.

Rhino .. and Harry .. nice one ..

Last night was classic Big Brother .. JJames in the Diary Room chair .. whining ..

" I'm a 24 year old man .. TELL ME WHERE MY MUM IS .. or I will run away "

OH .. LMFAO @ JJames .. what a wuss !

had me in hysterics to < this guy has lost all his credability < that is if he had any to begin with lol