What Crab Eyes Actually Means
 

From UrbanDictionary.

So it's nothing to do with his actual eyes at all.

I bet kezzanne had crabeyes watching the last part of the h/l show.

HAHAHAHA!!! Still applies, he's aroused by his ego.

ahh right thanks for informing us. i thought his eyes didn't look like crab eyes haha

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haha!

I actually laughed to myself when I saw this thread.

Oh you can imagine it in the Diary Room!

"I'm 24 and I want my mummy because Josie is calling me crab eyes because of my erect nips"

He does also have tiny little crab like eyes though that are far too close together... :xyxwave:

Hence the hatred of cold showers.

no.

there's only 1 entry on that urban dictionary and i doubt josie would have found that specifically.

she was obviously describing his reaction to keeley coming in the house.
crab eyes are like periscopes. she was making a point of how his eyes could have popped out on stalks and pointed directly at keeley.

I kinda doubt she would suddenly talk about his nipples as keeley came in the house. that doesn't make sense.

I would have liked to have seen Keeley's crab eyes :hugesmile:

That's funny!

Thanks for the info. I didn't know where that nickname came from.