"If you photoshop my willy i will get naked"
 

in regards to mag deals! so why the fook were you having a go at rachael about nuts you *****?:conf:

I can't say that I'm surprised - transference yet again.

Probably he wants that they actually photoshop him a dick and some balls, as he has no

did he actually say that?

He has a tiny penis as was shown by his horrified face upon learning that Josie had a choice of him in a thong all day. That's why he's so angry all the time. He only has a tiny pecker.

Must be a small willy or why else would he want it Photoshopped??

He's a sexist hypocrit, that's why.

Josie wants to give him her balls as he already is a dick,

He did have that conversation about doing mags and stuff, didn't he. I remember thinking at the time, wasn't that what you got so heated with Rachael over? He's a complex maelstrom of psychosis and delusion.

D'oh, will he ever shut up?

This...

and alot more.

Photoshop it?

Does he mean have one superimposed over his vagina.

There would be no need to if you leave that ridiculous beany on cos no one would be able to see it then, dickhead!

He has dug himself so deep that if there was a country directly on the other side of the world to england, he'd already be performing in that country's BB.

They'll have to photoshop his spindly legs and arms as well,

Maybe just superimpose his tiny head with the Crab-Eyes onto a real Aussie surfer dude! lol

he is unbelievable!! i just don't get him.

Can't help thinking he was joking with this....seems pretty obvious he was.

Malza I love yo! :laugh2:
Seriously, he's the one who'll need publicity. I can see him trying to win Josie over so they can have a lucrative OK! magazine deal.

He was probably just jealous because an opinionated and pretty girl like Rachael will sell magazines. A spindly, spineless, up-themself freak like him WON'T. And I'm usually ashamed of using the word "freak" but I can't think of a better word to describe a horrible person like him. To me a freak is a narrow-minded, nasty bully and that's the epiphany of Crabby.

JJ1 did mention he was mocked by girls because he was so small.

I think we all assumed this was a reference to his height - but it may have been a reference to something else! :D

Yeah, I bet it's only seven inches or something. That small!:joker:

sausage up a close comes to mind regarding his and josies sex life.

I'm sensing 4 inches skinny and pointed with a tight foreskin