Ex-Housemate tells me to scratch my bum and sniff my finger!
 

I had an e-mail from an ex-housemate who lived with some other people in a house and they told me that the other people lived a house with them which PROVES that one of them is not all they seem!

Not only that, but they told me that if I scratch my bum and sniff my finger then I can make a wish which will be granted by the Tree of Temptation - he's real!! - but I can't tell you the wish or it won't come true, which means that I won't ever get to be best friends with...oops, nearly gave it away there! That was close...

Anyway, now you know the TRUTH!

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I bet it was Ife - I knew a guy who had a cousin that owned a wig shop and he reckons that she secretly fancied Bob Righter and as a result wants to beat John James to death with one of Steves crutches

Its true people, I mean OMG its written down on the internet it just like OMG has to be true

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