I cannot stomach UBB
 

So much desperate tosspottery. After the HMs we had this year this lot seem like a right bunch of desperadoes, clinging on by their cheap fingernails to whatever shred of celebrity they ever had. The only Rays of hope seem to be Joise, Ulrika ka ka and Preston.

Horrible, aren't they?! Have to disagree about Preston and Ulrika though, neither of whom have any discernable talent. Personal view obviously. They're all got that "Don't you know why I am??" thing going on. Waiting for the first full-on diva-style meltdown. Can't decide who it'll be but I'l split equally between Nikki, Makosi and Nadia.

that big square box you are looking at has what is called an ';off switch'. use it wisely, hell it may be the only wise thing you ever do in your life.

No need to be rude...

This is the BB11 forum how long does it take people to realise theres an Ultimate BB forum

Daniel calm down! Theres toomuch testosterone in your system we need to release this sexual tension

Have you seen me?

I can get sex whenever i want mate. Im a handsome gay man and men allways want sex. :)

Bitch please im so sexy that ive actually been assulted on more than one occasion

No your not.

I think BB has made a massive mistake with UBB. They should have just carried on with BB11, it was the best series. Josie is amazing, but I think anyone would came crashing down after the highs of winning then being thrown straight back into the house with a load of strangers, all the strangers have been able to watch this series so they know everything. UBB should have started a few days after BB11 finished, Josie could have been through the winnning part, interviews, seeing friends and family etc... then prepared herself to go back into the house. If BB doesn't do something to make her more comfortable she's going to walk. If Josie walks, they will lose a lot of viewers and it will be ****. I hope she stays but I want her to be happy :D

Listen beatch! Ive seen you, i have every BBBM ep stored on my V+ box. You havent seen me because im so sexy if i put a picture on here im just so super sexy that the internet would explode and die

Hush little boy

Less of the little my willy is huge

Got to say that McCririck has got talent and wit and is in a different league to the others more B list than Z list.

I can believe that.

It's true, men will shag anything...