What's happened to Brian Belo on BBLB?
 

Normally they get Brian Belo in to talk about the current housemates or have him out on the street to do pop vox - or little sketches.

A BBBB (Big Brother Brian Bello) poem

Where is Brian Belo?

Where has he gone?

Brian Brian, Hello?

Why ain't he on?

he's in the huff.

they wouldn't of taken him if he didn't force himself to get work.

They've finally realised that seeing Mr. Bellend on TV shortens the average viewers life by 7 years.

I never liked him anyway but i do find it strange why he was not got for the UBB

He's probably bitter about not being on UBB

Who cares, enjoy it whilst it lasts. :D

He's been locked in the store room with Dick and Zag and is being tortured!

Lovely.

If only life were like that (sighs)

Due to this being the last season of BBLB/BBBM the producers of both programs met and discussed the joint problem of how to cure Belo's addiction to self demeaning acts of exhibitionsism on national television.

The following plan of action was agreed unanimously:

Immediately restrict his appearances on said shows.
Do not allow him the opportunity to demean himself for money.
Introduce him to the concept of self respect.
Replace the appearances on BBLB/BBBM with a one off relatively normal appearance on a BB-special cookery program shot over 4 evenings.
Reintroduce him to and reintegrate him into normal society over the UBB transmission period.
Introduce him as an emergency case to the local Jobcentre.

Ooo's shakespeare Izzee a director?

Belo would have won and walked the show, I guess BB did not want the UBB to be a black man LOL