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Boothy 03-09-2010 10:39 PM

Facebook status' that made you laugh
 
I've just logged in and saw this on my news feed:

***** **** Research always shows that women do better then men in exams on average. Well in fairness they don't have to have a wank whenever studying gets too boring, do they?

:joker::joker:

Anyone else got any to share?

Danielle1232 04-09-2010 03:36 PM

No No Really A Dont Even Know What My Status it pmsl x

LaLaLand 04-09-2010 03:51 PM

This was from a friend I met on holiday from the States and he put this around Thanksgiving:

"My Dad just yelled '...that turkey tastes like your Mom's vagina - I aint touching that ****!!' in front of our WHOLE family!.......F-M-L!!!"

:joker:

Smithy 04-09-2010 03:52 PM

^
:laugh2:

InOne 04-09-2010 03:52 PM

All people seem to do on my FB is moan lol

danda012 04-09-2010 03:53 PM

"The sad life of a penis: I've only one eye, my hair is a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbour's an arse hole, my best friends a **** & my owners a wanker"

from a while ago.

Danielle1232 04-09-2010 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InOne (Post 3756967)
All people seem to do on my FB is moan lol

Same (': All my FB Status is is Hi (': x

Smithy 04-09-2010 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danda012 (Post 3756976)
"The sad life of a penis: I've only one eye, my hair is a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbour's an arse hole, my best friends a **** & my owners a wanker"

from a while ago.

lmfao

Boothy 04-09-2010 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonnii (Post 3756962)
This was from a friend I met on holiday from the States and he put this around Thanksgiving:

"My Dad just yelled '...that turkey tastes like your Mom's vagina - I aint touching that ****!!' in front of our WHOLE family!.......F-M-L!!!"

:joker:

LOL :laugh2:

Tom 04-09-2010 04:02 PM

Facerapes usually :joker: but then I'm a bit simple :(

rick-roll 05-09-2010 11:38 PM

http://www.heykobe.com/wp-content/up...il-heykobe.jpg


http://leftos.com/blog/wp-content/up...ebook-lock.jpg

Smithy 05-09-2010 11:39 PM

:laugh3:


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