Jag So we don't die.
 

I Remember someone told me this! it's in 2014,you all probs know but yea... xx

LOL

die of what?

No we get the Jag so we never die x

Oh that, that's optional.

It can increase your chance of living to 1000.

I'm scared of jags though :(

LookLook!



http://i55.tinypic.com/2w1t9wo.jpg

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Are You Getting Them? x

The word is JAB not JAG.

Oh dear lord -.-

oh! Sorry. xx

Will it work though? Because it is the organs inside your body which keep you alive. Apparently every 7 years your organs get worse or something? So there is NO WAY you could live until your 1000 years old.

The oldest person in the world was about 120.. so.. that will be about the OLDEST age you will die.

I was thinking "what the ****** is a jag" :laugh:

I still dont know what people are talking about though. A jab so that "we never die", wtf?

D: I thought she meant Jog at first

So... if we buy a Jaguar we wont die?

Well I heard the safety features were good but this just takes the biscuit.

You smoke? :shocked:

what are you talking about?

Its not a cure for stupidity though!

Incidentally lots of people in Scotland and the North of England do call injections jags.

She does type in Scottish dialect a lot lol

:laugh2: at this thread...

isnt the world gonna end in 2012 though?

Yip, i've always called it a jag, I have never known anyone from Scotland that types the same as Danielle though :hugesmile:

No idea what the this is about at all lol

But this man came to mind

http://www.evertonbanter.co.uk/Phil-Jagielka2award.jpg

This is Not a Serious Debate

So i will die cos i smoke? x

Yes as I said its no cure for stupidity. Even an injection that interferes with cellular aging slowing down the normal degeneration of cells caused by old age cant stop certian processes within the body.

Smoking doesnt just cause lung cancer it causes all sorts of other nasties. Not stopped by yon injection. Who knows though in the meantime they may discover a way to stop all cancers.

You will also die if you decide to see how immortal you on by walking back and forwards across the M8. Or stepping off the Clarion. Catching bullets and knives with the torso isnt recommended either.