Suppose you hypnostised Chantelle...
 

...And told her to forget the words 'yeah, totally, definitely, really...'

And not forgetting 'do you know what I mean?'

Do you honestly think she'd be able to construct a sentence? She'd be 'totally' lost for words. :D :joker:

she could say "you ok, Preston?"

She is by far one of THE most boring hm8s ever :sleep::sleep:

You forgot her good-to-go adjective for every situation : weird

On hypnotism what the f@@k was that programme in between BB about landing a plane. As though the subject would not have connected his involvement with Derren Brown and the fact he started to get involved in petrol station robberies and plane crashes. What a load of c**p. Had to channel hop until the eviction show came back.

not to mention the fact that if he was un aware of this that he wouldn't sue Derren Browns ass for the whole petrol station gun hold up?:joker:

That was some strange $hit. It seemed like a Brass Eye special. Like we were supposed to believe that just because the guy had some extra confidence he could break into a Chief Inspector's house and watch a DVD while his taxi waits outside and talk a van driver out of his job and just take all the gear from the back of the van and throw a street party... oh and where did the band come from, were they in the back of the van too? Pfffft!

I didn't watch that crap, but I hear everything went according to plan...:sleep:

Yeah, totally. ;)

She should be hypnotised to forget Preston as well and all the things starting with "Remember when...".

Yeah, and while about it, how about hypnotising the rest of the nation into forgetting about the pair of them.

Now that you mention it i've never actually heard her form a sentence. And when she attempts one it ends up being having a cry about preston :eek:

lmao,

Preston : Do you want a sandwich Chantelle?

Chantelle : aw Do you remember that time when we were married and you made me a sandwich Preston? *sniff sniff*

:joker: Yeah, that's spot on. :joker:

Preston: 'My ass itches...'

Chantelle: 'Yeah, Preston, remember when your ass...'

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