Jackie Stallone- Funniest Ever HM
 

I am just reading DS, cant believe i forgot how funny she was... only in there for a few days but heres some of her quotes:.. she just didnt know what the hell Big Brother was.

Jackie - I'm not nominated
Lisa - You are nominated
Jackie - Nominated for what
Lisa - For eviction, you and John
[Lisa then walks away frustrated saying "I can't do this - i'm gonna strangle her"] lol

"Jackie, you have been evicted"
"Yeah, so what?" she just doesnt get the concept of the show :D

"This show has about 50m viewers right ? They'll all be fascinated to hear about their left brains and right brains"

"Do people actually watch this **** night after night... they should do something with their lives"

"Have you done research on the show?"
"Research? Ive never heard of this **** show"

"Who's Big Brother ?"

"Im hungry, Im going to make some toast" walks towards the DR...
"Bridgette make me a toast!"

After first visit to the DR " Is Big Brother a computer ?"

"I feel sorry for you kids having to live like this"

"Is John bi-polar or has he had a stroke ?"

"Theses tasks, couldn't we just bake cakes ? I thought they'd have us out visiting hospitals"

Seeing Germaine lying on her bed " Are you warming a bed for someone else too ?"

to Bez)
"You have a great voice, have you ever thought of being an opera singer"

to germaine " I've had some cooking lessons, this is how you crack a boiled egg"

Jackie about McCririck

"What's wrong with that old duffer?"

Jackie about Jeremy: "What was he doing taking a shower? Is he crazy?"
The others "because it's morning"
Jackie "It's not morning is it?"


Germaine "Ok everyone, I have a suitcase to pack"
Jackie: "Where are you going?"
Germaine: "I'm leaving"
Jackie: "Why? D'ya get fired?"


Jackie: "What's this?"
Bez: It's my bed, I'm letting you have it to sleep in"
Jackie: "Is that for punishment? why is it up there?"
Bez: "It's a bunk bed"

about John
"Life's tough enough without being insulted by a nobody. Has he looked in the mirror lately?"....
"John you could give someone a nervous breakdown just sitting there"

I really do think she's hilarious.

I think putting her in the house was the lowest thing bb ever did. She clearly had no idea what she was doing or where she was.

You've missed one catchphrase off that list: "yeah, Brakkie"

Jackie- "Is there anything for breakfeast?"
Bez-"Breakfeast now? It's nearly midnight."
Jackie-"You said it's 11 in the morning!"
Bez-"No"
Jackie-"You gotta be kidding!"

Thats what made it hilarious, never have we had a HM that didnt know what Big Brother was.

She was the funniest housemate ever. Shame on the British public for voting her out so early.