eye tests are so sexual
 

i went for an eye test today and the guy who did it was so hot. he was shining this light in my eye and got like right in my face i could actually feel his breath he was so effin hot. i am in love :love:

*jams a pencil in eye and books another appointment*

OMG I remember I had an eye test and this fit girl with good tits was taking it and did that to me and like she was right up in my space and I was like :love:

And then her tits were like full on at me and I was like 'k come closer x'

IKR! eye tests ftw! next time i go im gonna be like oh no im blind and grab his junk and be all oh sorry i thought that was the door knob

im so glad i got him :love:

Aw my optician is a chubby, old lady :(

:joker:

i got the only male optician there. we are so in love :love:

Must have been fate :laugh:

:love:

Hahaha oh Simon.

Last time I went my optician was some woman who told me she wanted to look like Anastacia. haaha.

I have never been to an optician D:

You're joking? You should make a visit after reading this thread.. you may have your first sexual experience :laugh:

You sure he was that hot - I mean you were getting your eyesight tested

we had one at school a couple of years ago, but I doubt that counts D:

A sexual experience?

:laugh2:

A game of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" doesn't count...

that must just be in Scottish schools

My optician is about 85.

Nah, doesn't count in any school, regardless of location. :)

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On Topic: I've never actully been to an optician. But I really want glasses for some reason :p

Gilf.

:yuk: :laugh:

:joker:

no honey i mean it's just scottish schools where they do that sort of thing :pat: