The Chat-Up Line Thread
 

A place for everyone to leave their best (or worst) chat-up lines for those less lucky in pulling.

(keep them clean!):hugesmile:

Chat up lines are awful but here's one anyway to get you started Mr.Turtle!

Excuse me I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?

ooh ooh ive got one....

GET IN THE VAN IVE GOT A KNIFE!

:joker: I bet that one always works!

omg :love:

"I may not be the best looking guy in this club, but I'm the only one talking to you"

aw, that's awful!!

'scream and il break your neck'

:joker:

:laugh2:

The two most sucessfull for me are

Your name must be Gillette? the best a man can get
Are your legs hurting cos you've been running threw my mind all night long(the one i used on my girlfreind)

And if i am feeling extra confident i whip out
If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk

nice legs, what time do they open?

"Nice shirt, it would look better on my bedroom floor"

"Do you work for Royal Mail? No? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package"

I'm clearly a master :hugesmile:

ROFL :love:

"Can I buy you another drink? Don't worry, I won't spike it. ;)"

My names bond, love-bond.

You smell, fancy a wash? I've got a double shower back at mine.

Fancy Sex On The Beach?

I think they'd be saying this to you.

Then just exit the bar and leave you there. :pat:

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

I need the toilet, on your head or in your mouth? :0 :L

Response-what the hell first you tell me i smell and ask me if I fancy a wash then you want to **** in my mouth?!?:shocked:

[slaps him, then knees him in the nuts then pours drink on his head]

Your eyes are like a spanner everytime I see them my nuts tighten

If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.

Boy-"There's a bomb!"
Club shouts and evacuates. Boy grabs girls hand. He stops her
"Girl YOU'RE the bomb!" he clarifies.
Girl slaps boy and tells security it was a false alarm. Boy gets kicked out and banned for life.

On a note, I don't chat people up.

I don't go out enough to do it, and don't go the right places. If I go out then it is most probably a country pub or mates.

Secondly, I wouldn't know what to say and probably say something wrong.

You just use the Leamington charm to lure people in

:o :laugh: