iceman i know what job you can do..
 

gay for pay!

its basically just gay porn but you get paid more because your straight. the thing about straight porn is nobody is looking at the men and they dont care what they look like so they dont get paid much but with gay porn you get paid a lot and even more if your straight

:love:

:laugh:


Surely if you did that though, you'd be gay?

hmmm how do i word this without getting banned?

basically you dont actually do anything gay its just like solo stuff if you get what i mean :/

having a wank?

*waits for infraction* :bawling:

So women don't watch porn then?

yes! so straight men get paid for just sitting there wanking while somebody films it.

he seriously needs to consider this as a career option

Niamh are you confessing to watching porn?

idk do they? :/

Simon it's never gonna happen!!!!!!!!!!!

what im saying is he can finally make a living out of being a wanker

we shall see

heres a link you can even apply online

18+ :nono:



you know you want to

it even says you dont need experience and can be straight, gay or bi

its perfect for you

Most guys in straight porn are quite vile. So I can see why they dont get much attention

Mustaches and all. look a bit like the guy off the go compare advert but skinnier

.

You say that like it's a crime:joker: oh I forgot that it would be if you did cos you're underage!!

mwhahahaha, you need to move on from the 70's porn movies Vicky! But yeah they're not great tbf

iceman what about underwear model?

eewww you two actually watch porn D: thats gross

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

I dont really watch it to be honest, my only experience was finding my sister and her lads porn and sticking it on out of pure curiosity. Cant say it did it for me tbh.

And why the hell is that :eek:

:nono: You need to be English and well hung for that.

One out of two ain't bad! ;)

I thought you said you were Irish Eoin?:shocked:

I am :devil:

you bitch