anyone else think simon is a tit
 

the things he says...

'you just got [insert random number over 3000] yes'

'it was like mixing a sausage, a carrot, an onion and a strawberry'

shut the **** up you fail

lmao

'Its like something out of star trek' :love:

I have lost all respect for Simon in recent years b4 he would tell the **** acts thier **** , but sincehe has been pussy whipped by Cheryl he just agrees with whatever she says/does

Na he's funny :L

At least he's always honest about his opinion too.

Simon and Cheryl r gonna get it on... if it's not already happening behind closed doors

Well he got at Cheryl rightly so for her comments on Aiden tonight,she saw Aiden as a weak link last week so went for him this week. I am glad it didn't work for her.

Simon knows we are just getting into the series from now, he will be back to his usual self soon.

did anyone see when Cheryl was commenting on Wagner she looked at simon like a love sick puppy and let him finish her sentence for her

I personally think she would rather have Louis , maybe a spitroast is on the cards

r u serious?? theres nothing between louis and cheryl at all

*Is disappointed this isn't about another Simon*

:shocked: :bawling:

Deadly!!! If Louis gave Cheryl a chance she would be riding him on that table in the matter of secs

*tries to think of another Simon*

*remembers Simon Callow*

*smiles*

I think theres more pent up love and frustration between simon and louis... they always trying to out-do each other bless 'em

I like Simon.

He has a different way of expressing something. A metaphor.

i like simon a lot, but i don't really want sex with him, just imagine waking up with him in the morning and that mad old black woman who had a top 30 hit in the 80's would run in, in nothing but a couple of palm fronds screaming ' LOOK AT MEEEEE!' and jumping on the bed like a feral chimp with rabies. but he seems like a nice bloke