The stupid question thread
 

Is there the ocean because someone left the tap on? :conf: http://i52.tinypic.com/2zi8nxw.gif

I can remember your question from an advert :hugesmile:


Why does Goofy stand up while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Dont get it :S

Edit: Oh yes I do! :laugh:

I was drunk on Friday night and was patting a friends (black) cat, and I was like "Do cats come in colours other than black and white?".. Even though I have a ginger cat. :/

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Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why does your gynecologist bother to leave the room when you undress?

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Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

Haha I have always wondered that one. Why are they so concerned about people stealing pens that they probably buy 100 of for a quid?

Oh, why do you ALWAYS open your mouth when putting mascara on. I have noticed it is every one of my mates who do it, and I do it myself. I closed it once when I because conscious of it, but a second later it was open again :laugh2:

Good one!:hugesmile:

Why do boys have nipples?

Can blind people see their dreams??

I was with two of the girls from my uni course...

Girl 1: Did you know girl 2 has a twin brother?!
Me: What?! No! Are you identical twins?!
Girl 2: He's male, I'm female...


facepalm.

:joker:

Some customer today asked me if we had a table by the window. I said no, but they were like 'well what about that one' pointing at a window table. I replied 'sorry but somebody is already at that table'. They then responded with 'so we can't have it, no?'

I really wish stupid people were not allowed out to eat in public .

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why can't I have a vagina?

you can.

It's called a mangina :wink:

If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?

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What is the point in free range/organic chickens when they are going to die anyway?

Because they can gallivant round fields before the chop.

The laws of physics would cease to exist and the universe/time space continuum along with all that has, is and will exist will vanish. The universe will then implode killing us all as well as the cows. Those poor poor cows. :bawling:

That is what would happen. :spin: