microsoft sam vs wee ned
 

This is some of the Scottish banter .. hope you Scots find it funny.
Everyone listen it anyway you may find it funny.

( ned = chav )

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is this the thing you were trying to send me?

Yup:spin:

Aye, not bad, not bad at all...:joker:. but, you'll be lucky if anyone outwith Strathclyde understands that.. :laugh:

I understood it obviously. It's *****in Minted Davie! :thumbs:

Ano:bigsmile:lol

Don't you hate tossers like that though. Thing is, even down here, we get folk that talk like that, which is even worse, because it's not our local accent.

Yea, my school is full of them. They think their something but their pathetic. They have gangs and down here theirs loads, and their life depens on this. They don't care about school or anything, only about the pathetic gang. How sad:joker:

As long as you steer clear of them and get on wi yer schoolwork young man.. :nono:

Nah, seriously, it's a good thing to be singe minded enough to see that they are pathetic. Too many folk just get in wi the eejits and end up makin a mess of their own lives cuz of it.

ive been their b4, a cin admit a did hink a wis mento and a wis a wee wideo .. but ave grown oot a it fank god:eureka:

lol@ur slang-typing. I wasn't exactly an angel when I was a teenager. The thing is, you either outgrow it or you spend the rest of your life being a no-user.

I did my fair share of stupid stuff too, and I could have been described as a "wide-o" for a while, but the really pathetic part is that some of the folk my age are still doing it. I reckon that's just a wee bit sad really.

Lol, it ype quicker talking like that anyway.

Some people how pathetic lifes, were their live is just drugs and drink .. shame really

It is a shame, but we all have choices, and maybe I sound harsh, but when I look at the junkies and alky's I feel more sorry for those around them, than actually for them. You choose your own path in life and we are each responsible for our own destiny.

*feeling philosophical tonight....:bouncy:

Lol .. new side a Stropz:laugh:

Aye, I take you by surprise sometimes... :laugh:

HAHA!!! almost everyone in my school talks like tht lol. Probs no one else uunderstand tht unless ye come from Glasgow!!!
I'm from Maryhill so i'm very familiar!!!:hugesmile:

Lol, its the same here too.

You from Maryhill too?:xyxwave:

Nah .. lol

*rolls eyes* Shockingly enough, people act like that up here too!

I find it quite funny, how people think their something acting like that. Out in the streets with a bottle of Buckfast .. hardly a life

Lambrini's the ole fave up here! Or Bacardi.. lol

Lambrini's a fav here too .. my pals drink that their not chavs or nuttin just because its cheap lol

lolz...the ol' buckies the fave at my bit. none of my pals drink it...they have WKD coz its cheep lolz:joker:

WKD is **** juice, it does nothing to you .. lol