The Crap Joke Thread
 

Share your crappy jokes here.

I'll start:

What did the sea say to the penguin?

Nothing it just waved! :laugh:

Why did the chicken cross the road.......to get to the other side. :love:

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?


Doug!

What's brown and Sticky?

What do you call a man without a spade in his head?


Douglas! :laugh3:

oh.. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?


Cliff!

Lol! These are good, keep 'em coming! :D

Why did the 2 penguins jump when they first met?

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

How do you make a sausage roll?

:laugh3:

Two Aerials meet on a roof, fell in love, got married
The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant. :laugh:

I don't even get half these jokes in here :(

How do you make anti-freeze?

:laugh2:

:hug:

:shocked:

Really lol? They are all just puns usually.

lmao, I love crap jokes

I feel so stupid. Aren't they supposed to be real easy to understand aswell?

:hug:

Bitch please, asif you think I know what puns means.

Horse walks into a bar.. Barman goes "what's with the long face?!

Me too :love:

Erm..yeah, kind of :laugh:

They are supposed to be easy to understand lol :) and a pun is a play on words. We had to talk about it in english once - so boring :sleep:

whats hairy on the outside and wet on the inside? it begins with c and ends with t

They must be so **** they don't make sense or something. But I never get jokes anyway :( You always have to think hard about them and I fail at that.

Oh right. It still confuses me though. D:

What Do You Call A Woman With One Leg Shorter Than The Other?

what did one tampon say to the other?

nothing they are both stuck up twats

What's the useless piece of skin at the end of a dick called?



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