Reasons why you disbelieve the JJJ fauxmance.
 

Too many for me to list all in one post, but happy to start it off.

Why do I disbelieve there so called romance?

JJ slipped up on the documentary by saying, "This is my room" and had to be corrected by Josie.

Jose had knock on the door to 'their' bedroom before entering !!:hugesmile:

JJ cringes every time she tries to kiss him

JJ never initiates any physical touches - EVER.

Okay, there's my starter.

Feel free to add your own reasons why you think the JJJ fauxmance is exactly that.

The hours under the duvet using sign language - debating the Palestinian question, exchanging stew recipes or plotting a fauxmance

Iz it cos JJ is gay ?

:conf:

Gay? JJ. How could you possibly even think such a thing??!!! oh wait..... :hugesmile:

could it be possibly because we all lost count of how many times he told everyone, including Josie, that he did not see her 'in that sense', as a good friend but nothing more.

Suddenly changed his tune when Rach 2 came into the house, spilled the beans and with a bit of prodding from Sam and co.. yep, suddenly the mikes were off and the fauxmance blossomed.

this coming from the man who says he hated liars, hated them. Josie being the very thing he hates - a liar, and a self confessed liar at that!

In a way, they both speak such bolloks, they do have that common bond between them. Common being the operative word.

John James is clearly repulsed by the fat Bristolian.

I don't think it was false from Josie's end, it is thouhg as far I am concerned from JJames. He is a user, he loves attention and the minute that the attention from media etc dries up as to him and Josie,he will be off for good.

Its just taking too long to happen,but for me the main reason its false is because it was clear in the BB house that everthing Jjames did was for attention.

I could understand in the house that Josie might be smitten but surely to christ, in the real world, even a blind man can see he is not interested.

I am convinced that she is completely aware that the fauxmance is a media spin to keep the gullible interested in them - to make money.

What a truly loathsome pair they are. One thing's for sure - while she's stuck with JJ, the randy mare won't be getting her oats, that's for sure.

I know it's fake as Crabby treated Caomie much better than he treated Josie,Didn't he say she was sexy?he never said that to Josie,Josie was Crabbys passport to the end,he also said that he loved Josie as a sister but when he was asked outright,he was like a cornered rabbit,he never stuck up for her in any rows and if youn love someone you protect them no matter,his 'breakout' of the house was so contrived for attention,He never REALLY cuddles her,kisses her and never gives me that feeling he cant get enough of her,infact the opposite!NO he doesn't love Josie,but I do think she loves him,poor cow.

How right you are. The man positively cringes and physically pulls away from her every time she lunges forward to him.

Can understand him mind you. The smell from her minge might have had a lot to do with that.

Imagine having to be told by JJ to go get a shower, 4 times - and still not showering after someone has told you 'you need to shower'. Smelly old mare.

Totally agree. They fooled a few people in the house but now its starting look a bit strained.

I cant believe the amount of people they are fooling OUTSIDE.....

Mind you, there is a saying about fools and their money being soon parted. How true, how very true.

So very true. How long can they keep it up for?

Judging by Josie's physical effect on JJ, not that long !!!!! If at all . ha!

LMAO are you serious?

Right then

How about the hours worth of footage where they're cuddling and kissing and saying cute things and looking at each other. They said things like 'I'm going to love you forever now' 'I'll like whatever makes you happy,that's what you do when you love someone' 'It's such a nice feeling waking up next to the person you're excited to see'. They constantly said 'I love you so much' and 'I care about you' all the time.

John moved half way across the world to be with her. And doubters may say it's for the money,but John already has plenty of money,he wouldn't move away from all his friends and family just for a bit of money.

Speaking of friends and family,all of them believe it. I known people who have met their friends and family and they all believe they're real. They said John and Josie's families toasted them in a pub,how John's mum told them they were watching BB when Josie was still in there and John started crying when Josie did. All John's friends are always tweeting Josie and Josie's sisters love John.

There's all the stories you guys don't hear about. Like one guy met John and he had come over from America to be with his fiancee and John asked him why he was there and he went 'Fell in love,you know how it is' and John went 'Yeah I do'<3. Or the people I know who accidentally ended up 2 rooms down from them in a hotel when John was doing a PA and they said they were all lovey-dovey and they kept looking at each other like they were so in love. Or John's 6ft manly manager saying he gets pissed off when people call them fake cos they're the most real thing ever.

I could go on and on but I have a feeling you're just going to find some fault in all my reason. People don't live together or have a relationship or manage to 'fool' all their friends and family for a bit of money. They're not Oscar-winning actors,they're real people who happened to fall in love in Big Brother and because of this they're getting called fake. Believe what you want on the little that you know. Me,I'd rather be fluffy to be honest.

You're right about one thing. They are indeed not Oscar Winning Actor/Actresses.

And just to quote Josie for a minute. "I'm not a zeeelleeebbrittteeee". she got that part spot on. She's isn't.

You have your reasons for believing in them and in their fake romance, that's cool - but the title of the thread is sort of wee hint - credit to you for trying to defend this pair of money sucking leeches though.

The bigger picture says it is real.

And Josie wrote on Twitter today

:)

I think she said the very same words to her ex boyfriend.... just seconds before she battered him around the head with a baseball bat. :o

James, you are a little :devil: aren't you. :hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile:

Did she post a picture of the breakfast she made for herself while JJ was locked in HIS bedroom and write "me johnnnyy jaaammmes just med me breakfas' in bed.....awwww.......squee.........." before scoffing the lot, whipping out the yoga mat and throwing water in her face to simulate sweat, before unlocking the - sorry HIS - bedroom door :hugesmile::hugesmile:

JJ:- "this is my bedroom"

Josie:- "err...*swift elbow dig from the lump* OUR room John James".

JJ:- ..................... silence.

:joker:

Fish and rotting cabbage ..... :eek:

There's a thought. Perhaps if that's still an 'issue' for Josie, I wonder if her newly found vigour for exercising, keeping fit, getting into shape for her money spinning Fitness DVD :joker: - might come from eating such foods!!!

Ach, It was a long shot, I was trying to give her the benefit of the doubt there, but I succumb to the fact that it's down to poor personal hygiene.

Another reason why I fail to accept there is a romance. Given JJ's thing for being clean, neat and tidy - I could never imagine him having sex with a female that had hygience problems to the point he had to point it out to her (ie: telling her repeatedly that she needed to take a shower). and that's me giviing him the huge benefit of doubt that he is bi/hetro. :blush:

*rushes in* I'm here :spin2:

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EFTY'S here, psst, Efty, look at all these brilliant smilies :colour: pop into the Welcome Ben fans thread - the gang will be delighted to see you :elephant::elephant::hello::hello::hello:
We're all plundering the smilies bank like kids at the sweet counter.....
Oh and by the way, JJJJ, pish, load of old tosh.......

Yayyyyy ... did Patsy send you a road map ... ?

Efty's here ... put out the flags ... and fire the cannons ... the party can start ...

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[QUOTE=patsylimerick;3885158]Oh joy, joy, joy :dance: :dance::dance:
:elephant: :elephant:
EFTY'S here, psst, Efty, look at all these brilliant smilies :colour: pop into the Welcome Ben fans thread - the gang will be delighted to see you :elephant::elephant::hello::hello::hello:
We're all plundering the smilies bank like kids at the sweet counter.....
Oh and by the way, JJJJ, pish, load of old tosh.......[/QUOTE]

Nothing's going to happen ............... :joker: