School fights
 

Got the idea from another thread. Did you get through school without one? got any funny ones to share with everyone? or just general memories ...

I remember in year 8, two of the girl geeks had a scrap in the canteen over a tuna salad :laugh2: they got expelled for 4 days, it was funny as

Not so much a scrap but a boy at my old school once had a blazing argument with our Fench teacher. He picked up a chair to throw, but in his rage smacked himself in the face with the leg and broke his nose.

I hve never laughed so much in my life, he was a total gunt.

Countless times. But the thing is, my team and I managed to never get caught. Damn it we were good.

Had loads in year 7 and 8 but don't think I had any after that

I was in one fight, well I didn't fight back, so I don't know if that counts.

Kinda, this boy in the year below kept kicking my chair on the bus so I stood up punched him in the face and sat down again. It felt good.

omfg, thats SO cute!! you should cut the bitch though.

No I've never been in a school fight

Not proper fights or anything, but I think it was last year, me and one of my friends [obviously not at the time], I was like abusing her only saying stuff though, not physical or anything.. and she hit me with her bag lmfao so I hit her twice as hard and like pulled her hair. And in primary I had fights a few times with this girl, I just remember pulling her round by her hair but I don't know if that's a fight because she never did anything back.

Also I remember this boy two years older than me kicked the deputy head.. just lucky for him it was his last day there anyway.. :laugh:

Oh and a few boys in my year once were throwing round fish in the food room and got isolated for a few days :L

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omfg I realized how bad that makes me look. Me and the boy didnt get on much anyway, he always gave me **** so I just got fed up and punched him. Seriously it was soo good when I did it, I felt so much better.

Oh that reminds me

epic

Nah I've never had a proper fight, never had a big enough problem with anyone to start one, or be started on. Our school's weird, it's pretty friendly actually, it's rare for a proper fight to break out

How? Do people in France not all gather round and shout fight fight fight (or whatever the French word is)?

Its kinda hard not to get noticed

I remember another fight between 2 girls (1 with blonde hair) and a female teacher got involved to split it up, and the girl with brown hair was ragging the teachers hair about thinking she was the other girl. It was priceless :laugh3:. The teacher was 62 but she thought she was 21. She was an alcoholic and everyone hated her

I only managed to get into one when I was in school which is pretty impressive for me upon reflection. Police almost got involved on that one :blush2: I won though

:laugh: It wasn't cute for me.

That is really cool.

Theres been a few but they never get serious because the teachers always get there in time because there would be like a swarm of kids towards the fight. Although i think i remember a few years ago there was a kid that had to go to hospital and the kid got permanently excluded.
And then theres the odd kid that would get in a stress and would try and throw chairs.

Aw thats true but its still soo cute :hug:!!

and lmao its not really, I was just pissed off haha x

well i was getting bullied by this kid called jinade and he went for me this one day and i thought lets go for him,and it went mad as all the children was watching and the teacher had to come over and break us up,he put us both in detention in the end.

I used to fight quite a lot at school. When I was actually there :bored:

Actually scratch that...I very rarely fought actually in school. The trouble usually started after school...

1. September 2010, I've told this story 3 times on here already so I'll rush through it, Little guy called me gay, He's been bullying me for 2 years, So I split his head open, There was blood everywhere and I was so worried because I thought it was my blood. It wasn't so everything was okay, Then apparently I just got my school bag and walked out off the class like :bored: just like so casual as if nothing happened.

2. October 2010, A few lads were trying to light a firework in the playground. They began fighting about who was lighting it, one of them already lit it and carried on shoving the other guy about who was going to light it, stupid *****s. And then the firework went off like a second later and literally just missed one of them, both of them actually sh*t themselves, so funny.

3. May 2008, There was a fight just outside the school gates between these two guys.
Nothing serious, they were swinging eachother about you know just scrapping about but I think it did turn abit serious when one of them busted the other one's lip, I think by accident.
The funny thing was that made me and my mate laugh so hard, was one of the guys from my class just ran pass sprinkling Walkers Cheese & Onion Crisp, shouting 'CHEEESE AND ONION!'
Hilarious.

4. June 2010, There was this young lad called Glen in our school. He loved alot of singers and TV shows that most men wouldn't. Nothing wrong with it, but of course he got bullied.. BIG TIME because of it.
I felt so bad for the guy, he was about a year older than me.
He was into theatre and stuff like that and one day he came out of the canteen with a few girls, he was eating the crusts of his sandwiches.
Now we're not meant to eat outside but everyone did it anyway, then this guy was like 'Ms Glen Is Eating!'
You know just trying to get him in trouble, Glen apparently told him to back off.
Then this guy who I hate, began shoving him and Glen put his crusts in the bin to avoid any trouble.
Obviously this guy was more interested in a fight than sandwiches.
So a fight broke out on this little 'hill' well it's a slope, in our playground and everyone could see.
Literally half the boys in the school, I'm talking first years etc
People older and younger than Glen, trying to get in on the action, everyone ran up and began kicking the head of him and just punching him.
Everyone was on top of eachother wanting to hit him for no reason.
He ended up with a broken arm.
I'm quite happy to say me and my two friends didn't join in.
Unfortunately, Glen killed himself back in August :(

5. June 2008, We were just coming back from lunch on a rainy day. Yeah nearly summer and it was pissing down.
We had sat down and the whole school was talking about this guy that collapsed in the playground.
These two chavs began fighting in the class, both MAJOR attention seekers constantly in trouble. [One was the guy I was fighting with] so they basically were shouting at eachother competing for our attention when the teacher wasn't there.

One of them grabbed a chair, and threw it across the room to hit the other and missed, failed epicly.
But it did it one of the other girls up the face.
Was quite funny, but kind of cruel.
Then they just ran over to eachother and pulled eachother's hair and stuff, was brilliant.

6. December 2009, I didn't actually see this fight.
But me and my friend were bringing Selection Boxes round to this Christmas tree in the main part of the school, just helping teachers out and it was like after hometime.
The Girl's Football Club had just ended that day, and I remember hearing girls fighting and shouting upstairs.
When we passed the stairs, next thing.. This girl was like thrown over a banister and just fell down the stairs :joker: I couldn't stop laughing, her back was like ******ed up.
But It was literally so funny the way her face went :joker: And then you just heard the sound of the other girls upstairs running away, cowardly bastards.

I never got into a fight suprisingly although there were loads.

The best been one of my teachers whos about 60 and a 15 year old girl who was 'apparantly' pregnant LOL. It took about 3 teachers to restrain her. D:

Omg thats horrible :(

Wow, that's actually really sad :(

I hate the sheep who just join in with fights and bullying because everyone else is, thinking they're hard by beating up someone defenceless.

Behind the school. My group and some other crazy irrational lads who didn't know who they were going to fuck with.
I had one in the toilets, one or two in the lockers.

We were smart enough to never get caught as we waited for them to hit us first. Sam rule applies to bars, pubs, clubs etc... You have to know the basis, you know what I'm saying ?

yep but I never stick to it, I'm always the one throwing the first punch usually when people stand on my feet in a nightclub