Tesco Express in a Church
 

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Altar-ing the church: A customer pays for his purchase
at the new shop which has caused some concern in the local community

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I suppose it represents people's
priorities nowadays - the convenience of being able
to buy their bread a few miles closer is more important
than prayer and religion.'




Well there Ain't No God , anyway.


Sign Of The Times.

There is a God, and he does good deals on Ben n Jerrys.

They should turn that church into a gothic nightclub!

Coolness.

Sign Of The Times Indeed Arista.

The Church isn't in use anymore?

I can picture it now.


'And so, Jesus said to John why do you come here my child don't you worship me like everyone else? And then he blessed him in the-'

'Attention Shoppers, Sale Now On! Creme Eggs Going For 35p Each, That's Cadbuary Creme Eggs, 35p Each. Thank You!'

'As I was saying..'

*Everyone runs over to the till*

Sure
and Greedy Tesco takes over.

Seems like as good a use as any considering the Church isnt used anymore, there's some churches that have been converted into Weatherspoons pubs.

The main Tesco in our city centre is an old bank, that's been took over by Tesco years back.

You can still see the old bank features in the roof and stuff, I Hate it.

It just seems so stupid, I don't get why they didn't knock it down and build a new one :rolleyes:

Tesco take over everything then I guess.

I hope they hijack Icecream fans and begin delivering Tesco Expresses and stuff like just driving about.

who the **** came up with that idea?:joker: why open up a tesco in a church?

:laugh3:

meh, you can just go to church online if you really wanted to.

Better than satire.

Do they sell condoms?

What would Jesus have done though? Probably overturn the vegetable aisles and order everybody to G T F O.

What a waste.... churches like that can turn into amazing gothic houses... fkn tescos...

Would've made a fine brothel too. :(

:)

Beautiful Patrick.

I think that is the first thing I have ever actually laughed about on TiBB.

You mean you've never laughed at how much of a buffoon you are? :joker:

ermmmm, bitch, put away the handbag.