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Patrick 13-11-2010 11:44 PM

When You Die, Are You Being Burried?
 
Eventually we'll all have to be burned.

It's the best way tbh, I'd rather that than be underground with rats and stuff chewing on your foreskin.

And people could just wreck your headstone and dig you up and rape your body.

So no thanks.

But I'd like to be burnt, put in a nice vase and put in my family's living room.
If Big Brother is brought back, I'd like to have some of my ashes scattered around the garden.

There we go.

You?

Oh my god, has anyone seen Due Date?
When the dude's dad is cremated and put inside a coffee jar and the black guy puts the ashes in the coffee and the dead guy's son drinks it? :joker::joker:

King Gizzard 13-11-2010 11:44 PM

I don't know, I'll be dead

Jords 13-11-2010 11:45 PM

Cremated I think..

Smithy 13-11-2010 11:45 PM

I haven't planned yet D:

joeysteele 13-11-2010 11:45 PM

Buried.

Stacey. 13-11-2010 11:45 PM

Definitely cremated, just incase you came back to life or something when you were buried as you were going underground.

GypsyGoth 13-11-2010 11:46 PM

I want to be burnt.

InOne 13-11-2010 11:47 PM

Down to the last ash

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 13-11-2010 11:49 PM

you know they cremate about 5 people at once so your ashes get mixed up with randoms :/

Novo 13-11-2010 11:50 PM

almost spat my drink out then

" I'd rather that than be underground with rats and stuff chewing on your foreskin. "


http://i19.tinypic.com/67ik28n.jpghttp://i19.tinypic.com/67ik28n.jpg


The image of about 20 + Black underground rats nibbling away on your foreskin like a sunday feast soon made me feel sick though

ILoveTRW 13-11-2010 11:51 PM

Cremated
Probably the most appropriate way to start off the eternity of burning in hell Ill be serving.

MeMyselfAndI 13-11-2010 11:51 PM

definately cremated i am not being buried and waking up

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 13-11-2010 11:51 PM

im going to heaven

Ramsay 13-11-2010 11:52 PM

Ill be dead so i wont give a ****

MTVN 13-11-2010 11:53 PM

Buried, seems more peaceful then being thrown into a roaring fire, probably doesnt really matter though when you're dead

Here's a funny quote from some American comedian

"I dont really care, because I can't. I mean, atleast get some use out of my body - give it to a bunch of necrophiliacs or something...yeah, just let em have a big ol' circle jerk, ****** me in the ass, ****** the in the mouth, ****** me in the ear hole, eye hole, make a new hole and ****** me there! I dont care!" - David Cross :laugh:

Patrick 13-11-2010 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simonsays (Post 3911833)
you know they cremate about 5 people at once so your ashes get mixed up with randoms :/

umfg what? :shocked:

Patrick 13-11-2010 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeMyselfandI (Post 3911840)
definately cremated i am not being buried and waking up


What about waking up in a fire...?

MeMyselfAndI 13-11-2010 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 3911860)
What about waking up in a fire...?

still horrible but far BETTER than waking up lie 30m underground in a tiny box, barely being able to breathe, surrounded by rats and insects. not being able to even move or position urself and being constiphobic. and starving to death for 2 weeks doing nothing. and the frustration of not being able to get out or even move properly, and how ill you would be feeling after 3 days.HORRIBLE MY WORST NIGHTMARE EVER

Smithy 13-11-2010 11:58 PM

I think I'd probably want to be burried, that way I can come back as a Zombie :hugesmile: and people could place flowers on a grave and stuff, rather than being in a vase on the fireplace for eternity

Miss Ivy Balls 13-11-2010 11:58 PM

When you're dead, you're dead.

So it won't matter.

Patrick 13-11-2010 11:59 PM

http://yourfuneralguy.files.wordpres...cremation1.jpg

Looks cosy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeMyselfandI (Post 3911868)
still horrible but far BETTER than waking up lie 30m underground in a tiny box, barely being able to breathe, surrounded by rats and insects. not being able to even move or position urself and being constiphobic. and starving to death for 2 weeks doing nothing. and the frustration of not being able to get out or even move properly, and how ill you would be feeling after 3 days.HORRIBLE MY WORST NIGHTMARE EVER

Oh my god yeah,

The thought of just that.
Like you'd actually just want to die rather than that.

You could even call anyone.
I remember how hard it was to watch that in Eastenders 2 years ago, so imagine living it :shocked:

Patrick 13-11-2010 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas C (Post 3911872)
When you're dead, you're dead.

So it won't matter.

It will to your family.

And when you're dead, you will still know what happens to you.

Patrick 14-11-2010 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 3911871)
I think I'd probably want to be burried, that way I can come back as a Zombie :hugesmile: and people could place flowers on a grave and stuff, rather than being in a vase on the fireplace for eternity

You can still have a grave stone in a grave yard if you're burnt though.

Kerry 14-11-2010 12:00 AM

Not bothered. Sling me in the bin

Jords 14-11-2010 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~ (Post 3911884)
Not bothered. Sling me in the bin

:joker:


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