ShuShu's English Classes [failure to comply = death]
 

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If I see one more thread or post with "should of", "could of", "I would of", "might of", "ought to of"...I'LL KILL A BITCH.

These are all examples of auxilliary VERBS.

'OF' IS NOT A VERB, BITCHES.
'HAVE' is.
so the correct expressions are:
should of X - should have ✓
could of X - could have ✓
might of X - might have ✓
etc.

The "of" is merely used because of how it phonetically sounds. The correct abbreviated form of these words would be 'should've', 'could've', 'would've', etc.

Join me this time tomorrow where I'll be waterboarding Patrick until he knows where capital letters are necessary! <3 stay safe & correct xoxo

Well said Mr Shaun! The could of, would of thing makes me mad!

Get your cane out!

Ik this, I'm just lazy.

I would of put would have, but it takes to much effort

I hate the then/than mix ups...

*murders*

HERE WE HAVE OUR FIRST FATALITY, CLASS.

:(

How did I get murdered?

I find the misuse of their/there/they're very annoying

These.

k.

if theres one thing that annoys me it is people who write like this with absolutely no use of any puncation or capital letters i mean how can they expect anybody to be able to understand it is so annoying

I'd come up with something creative but I'm trying to save creative murders for ICB2 :( LOL. I'll just pretend I gassed you.

Oh ok, can you do it after XF please?

Half of your want to cut a bitch is probably because of me. SORRY <3

GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM [/taking this too seriously]
oh I also missed the "like this" lmao. SORRY.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mHe7KH56ta.../stupidity.jpg http://cashforcareers.com/wp-content...at-Grandpa.jpg

LOL, that is very annoying!

It's the inclusion of the redundant word "like" in like every 2nd sentence that like tends to annoy me.

*hands Mr Shaun dunces cap*

:)

Yeah, it's sooo like annoying

The word 'ain't' really grates on me, as does 'dat' instead of that. :nono:

Miss, can I go to the toilet please?

Yes! It really annoys me. I've seen "themselfs" around a bit lately as well, it's "themselves"!!

And also people saying "alot" or "abit" as one word :mad:

Jedward Fever and MM&I are the worst for it. They break almost every rule

IT'S MAY I YOU LITTLE SH1T.
'Can' is to do with ability. 'May' is to do with permission. *nods sagely*