I'm Not Watching X Factor's Results Next Week, Are You?
 

I'll probably watch the epic group performances, I love those.

And then just switch off and come on here or something until that ******ing wanker Justin Bieber finishes performing.

Seriously, It's going to be the WORSE THING to ever appear on TV.
Yes that's including Zezi Ifore.

Recipe for a nightmare:

Justin Bieber + X Factor Crowd + OTT Voice Over Man + Girl Viewers On Facebook = A ******ing Disaster.


We'll have the crowd cheering and throwing their bras at him, it'll be worse than One Direction.

Then we'll have Dermot and that Voice bloke, building Justin up to be the return of Michael Jackson or something.

*Katy Perry's Firework Plays As Usuall, They may aswell make this the ******ing theme tune to the show next year*

OTT Intro... *Shows All Time Low Video* 'THE WANTED' *Shows Nicole Doing Something* NICOLE SHANAKSAJHAAASA... AAAAANNNND ...*Shows clips of Justin Bieber* JUSTIN BIEEEEEEEEBBAAA!!

And I'll be like, No ****** Off.

And just turn it off.


Is anyone else though just not going to watch next week's performances?

I don't care about The Wanted, I don't care about Nicole Socksaniza and I would rather be burried alive with Josef Fritzl than watch that little wank stain sing whatever bollocks he's producing to our world this time.

And then I'm going to go on Facebook and warn every single girl that I'm going to block them and smack them if I see a single 'umfg wasn't justin amazing xx' post on my wall.

pmsl, im going to watch in hope he makes a twat of himself.

I don't understand why he is so rich.. He is utter garbage.

Oh yes there's always that :shocked:

Maybe someone will throw a glass bottle at him this time.

Hey if they have the sheer balls to through something at him in goody two shoes America,

He could get shot here.

We record most things and watch them 30 minutes late, so we can skip the **** we don't like

It works very well

plus your scared that cher will hit the bottom two again.

No, I intend on watching the results and the group performances just not the silly little guests and that bellend Bieber.

I have 110% confidence in Cheryl to do her best to make sure Cher isn't in that position again.

We Cher fans can rest easy.


See I love doing that, especially with Adverts but it's like with live shows there's always a risk it get's spoilt before watching it. lol

That post is full of win, and I hate that term. But especially the bit about Zezi. :laugh3:

The performers this year haven't been very good. Next week's lineup isn't strong at all, everyone knows Bieber but he doesn't have a big fan base over here and I've never even heard Nicole's song on the radio and only seen the video on TV a few times. The Wanted's songs are shockingly bad too. Nicole is the best of a bad bunch.

Just don't fcking watch it then. Simples.

My previous suggestion got deleted but I hope you saw it anyways as it was from the heart.

I didn't watch last nights. The results show just annoys me most of the time now. All the false dramatics and people just using it to promote their own stuff

I'll obviously watch it. And the more people hate on him, the more I actually like him. :/

Shall be leaving the room when Justin performs, cannot stand to watch him