Computer Rage!
 

Anybody else get those days where your computer does nothing but wind you up to the point you start shouting at it as if it is a real person and will actually listen to you?

For the last few days my computer has been running so slowly and in general just been a complete d**k. My hand has been so close to hammering the ***** out of it, but luckily so far I have refrained.

God :love: computer rage....

my wifi thing broke :bawling:

Clean up your registry, get rid of all the crap cookies etc. Make sure there is no malware on it.

Look after it and it will look after you.


Talk to it regularly and stroke it lovingly.

Yes

Yesterday, I got the blue screen of death about 76 times :mad:

No I don't get that anymore really. My Mac does as its told 99% of the time.

But I find that when I have something running which uses flash, it starts making my Mac go a little funny but ya know, thats Adobe's fault. YouTube is the main culprit anyways. :bored:

But when I used to use the old XP computer I used to want to beat the living sh!t out of it most of the time. It only used to hate me in our house I think. It worked fine for everybody else. Bastard. :mad:

Buy a good computer then!!

Simples.

Mine's so bad today, it can't go between two pages without stopping for about two minutes, but I can't be bothered to restart :'(

They reckon if you go on too many porn sites it makes your computer play up.

I dont know how far this is true though.

Oh, really? Let's see...

You dirty girl :bored:

She is a dirty girl.:shocked::whistle:

Omg does that sound dodgy or something? :'(

I was doing this last night, silently screaming at it because it was 5am and the internet cut out for no reason at all. Computer rage will be the death of me.

Indeed, she's told me she has fattysex.com bookmarked :bored:

Read JobsForTheBoys' post and then read yours, you have been going on too many porn sites :bored:

Noooo I refuse to believe it.:shocked:

Oh LOL I see it now :'(

*embarrassed for always having dodgy posts*

Omfg that website is vile! D:

And no, I've not seen it before just then :nono:

:joker:

we love your dodgy posts <3

Oh. My. God. Did you just search it? I just randomly made up a name of a website, I didn't know it actually existed...

But you actually searched it? LMFAO

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You made me Google it too! :bawling:

MY EYES!! http://www2.incredimail.com/contents...ared_thumb.gif

What were you doing up at that time?:shocked:

I havnt googled it. (yet):elephant:

LOL yes, it's horrible D:

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I know how you feel. :(

I got loads of pop-ups too wahhhh :bawling:

LOL, what the hell have you lot been up to in the computer rage thread!

You sick, sick, people!

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Hell yeah!! My laptop is being fixed at the moment,I thought it was slowly dying it was that infruriating. Wouldn't even open an internet window without ****zing.