I Have A Question About Phil Mitchell's Beard..?
 

When will he shave?

Every since his crack storyline he walks about the square like a scarecrow or something with that beard of his.

Now when Phil Mitchell has a beard, you knows sh*t's about to go down on the square but I mean he's had it now months!

How long ago was that crack storyline?
I think it was like August!

Why doesn't he shave?
The worst part is, it's White aswell!
When you become addicted to crack, does your beard turn white or do you loose your ability to shave?

Seriously, It just bugs me everytime I see him now.
It's kind of like 'Okay Phil, that Storyline is over now..'

TiBB has died if a Thread about Phil Mitchell doesn't attract someone...

He looks like a complete tramp :bored:

He saw David Platt's and decided he wanted one too

Can you grow a beard yet Patrick?...

I aggree lol i wish he would shave it coz it loooks awful!