Revenge is sweet
 

Have you ever taken revenge upon someone? If so how and why? :devil:

Or do you leave it to Karma? :angel:

OMGZ thomas had that in his sig before he left

i wonder what he had planned

Not that I can remember,which means I probably havn't.

Dunno, can't see sigs

My sister put shampoo in my trainers and I got my revenge by cutting the plugs off of her straightners and hairdryer.

Yeah but I forget.

But once I pretended to stab someone because he said I wasn't right in the head during the school assembly, it wouldn't of bothered me only he said it when it was dead quiet and everyone heard.

So I was at a party one night and he turned up and I just got a kitchen knife and ran at him, infront of everyone and he screamed like a girl and literally begged for mercy.

Like he was literally shaking with fear.

I wasn't going to use it obviously but it was quite funny seeing the ***** cry considering he prances around the school thinking he owns the place.


But other than that I literally can't remember any :(

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:joker:

is that the same kid who you beat up in school D:

At school, there was this one bitch who hated me for no reason whatsoever. She was really awful. She used to constantly say I had done things when I hadnt just to get me in trouble. One day she slipped her bracelet into my bag and then told the head of year it had been stolen and basically blamed me...I got called into the head of years office and me, thinking I had nothing to hide emptied my bag and there it was. Obviously he didnt believe me when i said it wasnt me :bored:

So I got expelled for 3 days, my parents didnt really believe me either when I said I did nothing so I got grounded too.

The monday I went back, I got my mate to hit me a few times, not enough to do much damage, but enough to make me bleed, then went and told my tutor that it was her. And my mate backed me up saying she saw (:D). She got detention for a week. I was so happy about that. But a bit gutted that she wasnt expelled for it too :bored:



Another from later on in my life, when I had grown up a bit (apparently :laugh:)...

I was working by then, in burger king...and me and the supervisor had a thing going on, nothing official as such, we just hooked up whenever we were wrecked or bored. Anyways, he totally ditched me for this girl called kristina, didnt tell me, just started kissing her infront of me on a night out. And it really got to me, it shouldnt have, but it did. Guess I felt more for him that he did for me, but nevermind. Well..I had gone to school with this kristina, and knew she was bi. I then kinda made it my mission to get to know her. All this time she was seeing my 'ex' and she didnt know about this. We got to be very good friends. My plan was to show him how it felt... We all went out together, and were quite drunk, so I started dancing with her then kissed her. In front of him. I was never into girls or anything, just did it to piss him off. It worked, he stormed out and finished her the next day. I realise now that it was a bad plan really, as it could have backfired badly, as most guys tend to be into girl on girl ****...but nevermind, it did work. To this day she remains one of my best friends, and to this day I have never told her why I randomly started talking to her after being at school with her for yars and never bothering :laugh2:

OMG :laugh3:

Patricks story jus reminded me of another.

At school, I was proper in love with this guy. And then this new girl joined and started seeing him...my mates were friendly with her, I was not, obviously as she was with the guy I wanted. Anyways, my friend danielle had a sleepover and invited her. And I had been told she had a really bad phobia of scream. So me, being the twat I was back then, took my scream mask with me. I persuaded danielle to flip the trip switch so everything went dark...and put my mask on and got a knife and when the lights came back on I was right infront of this girl with a mask and a knife, and she actually pissed herself and ran home. I felt so bad about it...

Thats not really revenge though, thats just being a **** because I was jealous, as she never did anything to me :/

IK. I like to think i am a better person now than then. I was ********* when i was younger, seriously D:

Hello and this is Patrick's review on:
Vicky's Stories!

You should of ran away, If my parents grounded me and didn't believe me I'd of been out the door with a bag full of money to last me about 3 days, a few selection boxes from Christmas and a packet of Custard Creams.

That way they would of been like 'umgz where is vicky we shouldn't of grounded her' and then you could of came back and be like 'Dolts! You should of believed me x'


The part where you emptied your back and stuff, sounded like an American TV Show on Disney Channel or something, It's so cool that that happens in the UK too now :love:


I was yelling at the screen when I got to the 'I got my mate to hit me' part.

Why didn't you just cut yourself with a knife or get a stapler and staple your face?
That usually makes you bleed.

I can't believe the bitch didn't get suspended for that but you did for 'stealing' her mofo bracelet!


That guy was clearly not right in the head seriously, He missed an opertunity.
He should of invited you both back for a threesome, bet he's kicking himself now.


And finally,
The first line of the second story reminds me of Andy on X Factor 2005 singing Mrs Jones :love:

i love you

:joker::joker::joker:

******ing Legend :joker::joker:


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Have you?

Trying to think now. As with most of my threads they're sparked by the bollocks I watch on TV and I just randomly post stuff :laugh:

PMSL. I didnt get asked to. I was kinda yelling and tipped it out on my own, after turning my own pockets out. Not sure if they actually ask you to empty your bag or anything D:

Funnily enough, i used to do that to get out of wearing school shoes...cut my ankles with pencil sharpener blades...ut theres a big difference between bruises and cuts, I could hardly say 'oh she came at me with scissors on the way to school' or something :laugh:

And our school had too many fights to exclude people for that...if they had done that then half the school would be off at all times :D

I actually love your random threads like this though :love:
Gives us something to read and think about.

the only revengy sort of thing i have ever done is broke my siters phone (hardcore IK)

she was banging on the back door because she forgot her key and she thought i could hear her but i actually couldnt and when i opened it she said something like you might have heard if your werent so busy with your gay porn and i was like

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/147/faithi.gif

so i waited 'til she fell asleep then stole her phone, dropped it in the sink, dried it and put it back it was on contract but wasnt insured so she had 9 months left and couldnt get a new one lulz

:)

I was pissing myself laughing at that GIF and then literally laughed so hard at the ending :joker:

i punched this asian kid in the nuts after he beat the **** out of me at school recently.