NME Award Nominees 2011
 

I hope Cheryl/JLS/Bieber all win,they soo deserve it

The awards seem a mass of contradictions lol

Oh right D: lol What chan do they show them on?

In my opinion...

Best British Band
Kasabian

Best International Band
Kings Of Leon

Best Solo Artist
Florence + The Machine

Best New Band
Beady Eye

Best Live Band
Kasabian

Best Album
Arcade Fire - The Suburbs

Best Track
Gorillaz - 'Stylo'

Best Video
Gorillaz - 'Stylo'

Best Festival
T In The Park

Best Dancefloor Filler
Tinie Tempah - 'Pass Out'

Best TV Show
The Inbetweeners

Best Film
Get Him To The Greek

Hero Of The Year
Lady GaGa

Villain Of The Year
Justin Bieber

Most Stylish
Liam Gallagher

Least Stylish
Justin Bieber

Worst Album
Justin Bieber - My World

Worst Band
Jonas Brothers

Best Band Blog Or Twitter
Hayley Williams

Best Book
Carl Barat - Threepenny Memoir

Best Small Festival
RockNess

Best Album Artwork
Gorillaz - 'Plastic Beach'

Hottest Woman
Hayley Williams (Paramore)

Hottest Man
No comment :rolleyes:

Don't think I'm cool enough to watch these, let alone give predictions.

I only tend to check NME to see if there's any gold dust among the tidal wave of **** they usually serve up. Anything else is just torture. They're very inconsistant awards , like always, that conflict with their reviews because they pander to the insufferable section of the indie scene that's all about college kids wearing bright crappy clothing and wanting too much to be a character from Skins. That being said here's my picks. I shan't be watching though, it's the most inane an insufferable awards show going.

Best British Band
Muse

Best International Band
Vampire Weekend

Best Solo Artist
Laura Marling

Best New Band
The Drums

Best Live Band
Muse

Best Album
My Chemical Romance - Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys

Best Track
Gorillaz - 'Stylo'

Best Video
Gorillaz - 'Stylo'

Best Dancefloor Filler
Kele - 'Tenderoni'

Best TV Show
Misfits

Best Film
The Social Network

Hero Of The Year
Kanye West

Villain Of The Year
Nick Clegg

Worst Album
Cheryl Cole - Messy Little Raindrops

Worst Band
JLS

Best Band Blog Or Twitter
Kanye West

Best Album Artwork
Gorillaz - 'Plastic Beach'

Hottest Woman
Shakira

Hottest Man
Matt Bellamy (Muse)

Best British Band
Muse

Best International Band
Vampire Weekend

Best Solo Artist
Florence + The Machine

Best New Band
Hurts

Best Live Band
/

Best Album
Foals - Total Life Forever

Best Track
Foals - 'Spanish Sahara'

Best Video
Gorillaz - 'Stylo'

Best Festival
/

Best Dancefloor Filler
Tinie Tempah - 'Pass Out'

Best TV Show
Skins or The Inbetweeners

Best Film
/ (probably would be Inception)

Hero Of The Year
None

Villain Of The Year
Justin Bieber

Most Stylish
Lady GaGa

Least Stylish
Justin Bieber

Worst Album
Justin Bieber - My World

Worst Band
JLS

Best Band Blog Or Twitter
Hayley Williams

Best Book
/

Best Small Festival
/

Best Album Artwork
Gorillaz - 'Plastic Beach'

Hottest Woman
Shakira (Hayley aint bad)

Hottest Man
Jared Leto (30 Seconds To Mars)

Best British Band
Muse

Best International Band
My Chemical Romance

Best Solo Artist
Kanye West

Best New Band
Beady Eye

Best Live Band
Muse

Best Album
My Chemical Romance - Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys

Best Track
Mark Ronson & The Business Intl - 'Bang Bang Bang'

Best Video
Gorillaz - 'Stylo'

Best Festival
Download

Best Dancefloor Filler
Kele - 'Tenderoni'

Best TV Show
Misfits

Best Film
Inception

Hero Of The Year
Kanye West

Villain Of The Year
Justin Bieber

Most Stylish
Brandon Flowers

Least Stylish
Cheryl Cole

Worst Album
Cheryl Cole - Messy Little Raindrops

Worst Band
JLS

Best Band Blog Or Twitter
Kanye West

Best Book
Russell Brand - My Booky Wook 2

Best Small Festival
RockNess

Best Album Artwork
Gorillaz - 'Plastic Beach'

Hottest Woman
Hayley Williams (Paramore)

Hottest Man
Josh Homme

If y'all go onto NME's website you can vote for your fav band.. (I think.. well, you usually can anyway)

Oh and please vote Biffy.. ta :)

Best British Band
Arctic Monkeys - they...did nothing last year?
Biffy Clyro - they...did nothing last year?
Foals - just dislike them.
Kasabian - they...did nothing last year?
Muse - they...did nothing last year?

Best International Band
Arcade Fire - WIN.
Kings Of Leon - hardly set the world alight this time around.
My Chemical Romance - not cool enough for NME.
The Drums - cool enough for NME. might win.
Vampire Weekend - also cool enough. would deserve it I guess.

Best Solo Artist
Florence + The Machine - did...nothing last year?
Frank Turner - who?
Kanye West - WIN
Laura Marling - nice album, would be a worthy winner.
Paul Weller - overrated past-it mess.

Best New Band
Beady Eye - oh yeah, half of Oasis doing John Lennon rip-offs, how new
Everything Everything - irritating music.
Hurts - nice.
The Drums - nicest. WIN
Two Door Cinema Club - nice.

Best Live Band
Arcade Fire
Biffy Clyro
Foals
Kasabian
Muse - Haven't seen any of these live, so wouldn't know. Will probably go to Muse because they're like the best band ever innit. <_<

Best Album
Arcade Fire - The Suburbs - WIN
Crystal Castles - Crystal Castles II - not listened, hate them.
Foals - Total Life Forever - not listened, hate them.
My Chemical Romance - Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - pleasant, nothing great.
Two Door Cinema Club - Tourist History - pleasant, nothing great.

Best Track
Cee Lo Green - '******* You' - lovely, too mainstream for NME?
Foals - 'Spanish Sahara' - excuse me?
Gorillaz - 'Stylo' - fine, but not even the best Gorillaz single this year.
Janelle Monae (feat Big Boi) - 'Tightrope' - phenomenal. WIN.
Mark Ronson & The Business Intl - 'Bang Bang Bang' - nice tune.

Best Video
Arcade Fire - 'We Used To Wait' - surprisingly, not seen.
Brandon Flowers - 'Crossfire' - Charlize Theron saving him from ninjas. WIN.
Chase & Status - 'Let You Go' - no.
Gorillaz - 'Stylo' - bloody awesome, but...3D Gorillaz? no.
My Chemical Romance - 'Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)' - oh please.

Best Festival
Download
Glastonbury
Reading & Leeds Festivals
T In The Park
V Festival - didn't go to any. Guaranteed that Reading/Leeds will win as it's NME

Best Dancefloor Filler
Crystal Castles - 'Baptism' - go away.
Kele - 'Tenderoni' - bit of a flop to be honest.
Plan B - 'Stay Too Long' - dancefloor at a wedding maybe.
Professor Green - 'Jungle' - excuse me.
Tinie Tempah - 'Pass Out' - FINE. win.

Best TV Show
Misfits - entertaining enough, might win.
Nevermind The Buzzcocks - nothing interesting happened this series.
Peep Show - WIN.
Skins - hasn't been good in 2 years.
The Inbetweeners - rip-off of peep show.

Best Film
Get Him To The Greek - ex****ingscuse me?
Inception - victim of its own hype.
Kick-Ass - brilliant.
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World - average.
The Social Network - WIN.

Hero Of The Year
Gerard Way - rofl.
Julian Assange - oh please.
Kanye West - omgs
Lady GaGa - can't believe I'm saying this but WIN.
Matt Bellamy - OH FOR ****'S SAKE GET OUT OF HIS ARSE.

Villain Of The Year
Axl Rose - worthy.
David Cameron - oh please.
Justin Bieber - predictable. And he's about as villainous as tofu.
Nick Clegg - worthy.
Simon Cowell - WIN.

Most Stylish
Brandon Flowers - WIN.
Hayley Williams - looks about 12.
Lady GaGa - oh yeah, I've seen everyone wearing meat and bubbles.
Liam Gallagher - for some overpriced parkas? please.
Noel Fielding - I could cut up a few curtains and lampshades too. hideous.

Least Stylish
Cheryl Cole - suspect she got the "omg i'm going to wear eyeliner how dare she be really stunning :@" vote
Justin Bieber - haven't noticed him.
Ke$ha - for the glitter overdose, WIN.
Lady GaGa - worthy.
Liam Gallagher - worthy.

Worst Album
Cheryl Cole - Messy Little Raindrops - WIN.
Justin Bieber - My World - haven't heard.
Katy Perry - Teenage Dream - woeful. worthy winner.
Kings Of Leon - Come Around Sundown - oh come on, it wasn't that bad. At least nominate Scouting for Girls.
My Chemical Romance - Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - not so heroic now?

Worst Band
30 Seconds To Mars - not really bad.
JLS - not really a band. but worthy.
Jonas Brothers - WIN.
Kings Of Leon - oh come off it.
Tokio Hotel - I've never come across them in my life.

Best Band Blog Or Twitter
Frank Turner - still, who?
Hayley Williams - her tits were a massive letdown.
Kanye West - WIN.
Lily Allen - noone cares about your "i dont like twitter or music now :(" phase. soz about the abortion xo
Theo Hutchcraft - don't follow him.

Best Book
Carl Barat - Threepenny Memoir
Jay-Z - Decode
John Lydon - Mr Rotten's Scrapbook
Keith Richards - Life
Russell Brand - My Booky Wook 2
yeah i read books, not merchandise.

Best Small Festival
Bestival - WIN.
Kendal Calling
Latitude
RockNess
Underage Festival - not heard of the other 4. Bestival has fancy dress. win.

Best Album Artwork
Foals - 'Total Life Forever' - didn't strike me as special.
Gorillaz - 'Plastic Beach' - didn't strike me as special.
Klaxons - 'Surfing The Void' - WIN.
MGMT - Congratulations - no.
My Chemical Romance - 'Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys' - oh please.

Hottest Woman
Alison Mosshart (The Kills) - no ta.
Emily Haines (Metric) - who?
Hayley Williams (Paramore) - yawn.
Lady GaGa - no ta.
Shakira - WIN.

Hottest Man
Alex Turner (Arctic Monkeys) - no thanks.
Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day) - yummy but not enough.
Dominic Howard (Muse) - lmao what
Jared Leto (30 Seconds To Mars) - WIN.
Matt Bellamy (Muse) - I'm sorry but looking like an asphyxiated mole is NOT ATTRACTIVE.

ROFL Shaun :joker:

this is on tonight :)

Jared Leto being nominated for Hottest Man is the only part of this I care about.

The Shockwaves NME Awards 2011 winners and nominees are:
Godlike Genius: Dave Grohl
Philip Hall Radar Award: The Naked And Famous
Teenage Cancer Trust Outstanding Contribution To Music: PJ Harvey
John Peel Award for Innovation: Crystal Castles

Best British Band (supported by Shockwaves)
Winners: Muse :rolleyes:
Nominated: Arctic Monkeys, Biffy Clyro, Foals, Kasabian

Best International Band (supported by T4)
Winners: My Chemical Romance - roflmfao.
Nominated: Arcade Fire, Kings Of Leon, The Drums, Vampire Weekend

Best Solo Artist
Winner: Laura Marling
Nominated: Florence Welch, Frank Turner, Kanye West, Paul Weller

Best New Band (supported by Boxfresh)
Winners: Hurts
Nominated: Beady Eye, Everything Everything, The Drums, Two Door Cinema Club

Best Live Band
Winners: Biffy Clyro
Nominated: Arcade Fire, Foals, Kasabian, Muse

Best Album
Winner: Arcade Fire – 'The Suburbs'
Nominated: Crystal Castles – 'Crystal Castles II', Foals – 'Total Life Forever', My Chemical Romance – 'Danger Days: The True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys', Two Door Cinema Club – 'Tourist History'

Best Track (supported by NME Radio)
Winner: Foals – 'Spanish Sahara' (?!)
Nominated: Cee Lo Green – '**** You', Gorillaz – 'Stylo', Janelle Monae (featuring Big Boi) – 'Tightrope', Mark Ronson & The Business Intl. – 'Bang Bang Bang'

Best Video (supported by NME TV)
Winners: My Chemical Romance – 'Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)'
Nominated: Arcade Fire – 'We Used To Wait', Brandon Flowers – 'Crossfire', Chase & Status – 'Let You Go', Gorillaz – 'Stylo'

Best Festival
Winners: Glastonbury
Nominated: Download, Reading And Leeds Festivals, T In The Park, V Festival

Best Dancefloor Filler
Winners: Professor Green – 'Jungle' - oh jesus.
Nominated: Crystal Castles – 'Baptism', Kele – 'Tenderoni', Plan B – 'Stay Too Long', Tinie Tempah – 'Pass Out'

Best TV Show
Winner: 'Skins'
Nominated: 'Misfits', 'Never Mind The Buzzcocks', 'Peep Show', 'The Inbetweeners'

Best Film
Winner: Inception
Nominated: Get Him To The Greek, Kick-Ass, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, The Social Network

Hero Of The Year
Winner: Lady Gaga LOL
Nominated: Gerard Way, Julian Assange, Kanye West

Villain Of The Year
Winners: David Cameron - omg rebelz
Nominated: Axl Rose, Justin Bieber, Nick Clegg, Simon Cowell

Most Stylish (supported by Shockwaves)
Winner: Brandon Flowers
Nominated: Hayley Williams, Lady Gaga, Liam Gallagher, Noel Fielding

Least Stylish
Winnes: Justin Bieber
Nominated: Cheryl Cole, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Liam Gallagher

Worst Album
Winners: Justin Bieber – 'My World'
Nominated: Cheryl Cole – 'Messy Little Raindrops', Katy Perry – 'Teenage Dream', Kings Of Leon – 'Come Around Sundown', My Chemical Romance – 'Danger Days: The True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys'

Worst Band
Winners: Jonas Brothers
Nominated: 30 Seconds To Mars, JLS, Kings Of Leon, Tokio Hotel

Best Band Blog or Twitter
Winner: Hayley Williams
Nominated: Frank Turner, Kanye West, Lily Allen, Theo Hutchcraft

Best Book
Winner: John Lydon – 'Mr Rotten's Scrapbook'
Nominated: Carl Barat – 'Threepenny Memoir', Jay-Z – 'Decoded', Keith Richards – 'Life', Russell Brand – 'My Booky Wook 2'

Best Small Festival (50,000 capacity or lower)
Winners: RockNess
Nominated: Bestival, Kendal Calling, Latitude, Underage Festival

Best Album Artwork
Winner: Klaxons – 'Surfing The Void'
Nominated: Foals – 'Total Life Forever', Gorillaz – 'Plastic Beach', MGMT – 'Congratulations', My Chemical Romance – 'Danger Days: The True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys'

Hottest Woman
Winner: Alison Mosshart
Nominated: Emily Haines, Hayley Williams, Lady Gaga, Shakira

Hottest Man
Winners: Matt Bellamy - ugh.
Nominated: Alex Turner, Billie Joe Armstrong, Dominic Howard, Jared Leto

Muse are so over-rated IMO... how they can be classed as better than Kasabian i'll never know, i know they're huge but i don't understand why.

Great to see Rockness getting best small festival, the line-up is already shaping up to be a good one there this year with Kasabian, Paulo Nutini, The Chemical brothers and The Cribs all set to play.

Matt won Hottest Man? He looks like a sparkly rat. :bored:

Lady GaGa - Hero of the year :dance:

-has no idea how she qualifies as a hero-