I'm Playing A Cruel Joke On My Best Mate... How Far Can It Go? HAHA.
 

Lmfao.

My best mate like watched this video the other day, yeah? Called 'Obey The Walrus' and it's basically meant to be from a Latin Cult and if you watch it you're possessed and you get bad luck.

So he watched it and came into school and told me and this guy about it like 3 weeks ago and he's been freaked out since.

Then tonight I thought it'd be lulz, so I went and texted him something in Spanish and he came on pissing his pants on Facebook and was like 'DUDE WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!' and I told him to go on Google Translate.

I've been sending him things like:

'You can not run, can not hide, can not cry, because you preached the word of the walrus and I'm coming for you!'

'You'll never sleep again without thinking of the damage you are going to do to your family.'

'Your mother will join your father [his dad is dead] and burn in hell.'

'Come, I will fetch you and bring you to Purgatory!'


:joker::joker::joker::joker:

The hilarious thing is, he thinks I'm posessed and keeps asking for help and stuff, he's literally crying on and off the phone to me right now :joker:

He just heard his Step Dad get up for a piss and screamed.

:joker:

Oh man it's times like this I realise why people say I'm abit like Eric Cartman.

So what do you think I should do guys?
How far should I go?
How much potential does this prank have?
I'm afraid of him killing himself though.

He's so afraid to sleep incase he's attacked.

Does he not know it's your number??

He MAY be taking the piss out of YOU?

:joker:

Obey the Walrus :joker:

he makes you look clever :o

No no, He knows it's me, yeah?
But he thinks I'm posessed, so it's all good.

He's so scared it's epic.
I wonder if I could tell him to like slap his mum or he'll die.

Sorry I misread..

But you're joking though?? I mean he's either super duper thick or he is taking the piss?

Surely to god, he can't belive this?!

Partick.. you HAVE to come clean with him and see what his reaction is.. I am curious! (and worried that there may be somebody this stupid on this planet)

but that is too far :nono::nono::nono::nono::nono:

Of course he knows your taking the piss no oen can be that stupid

No, he is stupid.

it isn't actually funny. you're supposed to be his best mate and you're ****ing with him as a joke?

yeah. rofl.

He made me swear on his life that I was being serious, and I had to.

isnt that what most best friends do :joker:

yeah but his friend is actually worried about it, and patrick's getting a joke out of it. that isn't right :/

You disgust me.

aw **** didnt see the mum/dad thing that was way to far

:bored:

Patrick you're horrible it's no surprise you have like, 3 friends

Dude, this isn't funny. You went a bit too far when you started saying **** like:
'Your mother will join your father [his dad is dead] and burn in hell.'

If you still want him to be your best friend, you'd better come clean. Not cool, not cool. :|

Ugh, Fine I'll wiggle out of it but telling him it was my mum's Spanish Boyfriend who uses my Facebook alot.

You shouldnt have to try and wiggle out of it, you just shouldnt have said sick things like that, its horrible.....

Really, Patrick? Is that how you treat your friends? YOUR BEST FRIENDS? By scaring the actual **** out of them and lying to them some more? :s

Didn't even notice the parent thing...I don't know why I'm surprised. You're actually repulsive.

Rock n roll sta

Patrick you are so, so messed up. Really and truly, you have issues. I feel really sorry for any 'friend' of yours, particularly this one.

closed - I think you got your answer paddy!