Valentine Card Poems & Rhymes - Can you remember them?
 

I don't think it's the done thing these days - when giving out a Valentine card, to have it covered in all sorts of daft poems and ditties....and then doing the same with the envelope.

I wish I could recall all the ones we used to use when I was a kid...and older!!

Who can remember which ones?

I'll start by throwing in

Mrs Smith
don't be mad
It's Chris I'm after
Not his dad
**************
Postie Postie
For a laugh
Do the cha cha
Up the path
**************
In times of olde
When Knights were bold
And condoms werent' invented
They relieved themselves
with a hole in a tree
And had to be contented.
*****************
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
silly Jill, forgot her pll
and now they have a daughter
**********************

:blush:

I wish I was a cigarette
Rolled up all nice and neat
Then every time you took a puff
Our lips would suddenly meet.

Postie Postie
Don't be slow
Be like Elvis
Go man go

Postie,Postie
Ring the bell
If ------'s maw answers
Run like hell.

I love you, I love you Almighty,
I wish your pyjamas were next to my nightie,
Dont be mistaken and dont be mislead,
I mean on the clothes line, not in the bed

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you.

Roses Are Red
Vilots Are Black
2 Time Me..
And I'l Break Your Back

Roses are red
Daffodils are yellow
Give me a call
You fine looking fellow.

Rose are red,
Ravens are black.
Oh how I'd love
To get you in the sack.

Postie Postie
Do your duty
Take this to
My Brown eyed Beauty

Up the ladder
One, two, three,
If you fall
Fall for me

Plenty of love,
Tons of kisses,
I Hope some day
To be your Mrs.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I've got my clothes off
Why haven't you?

Postie postie
Do your duty
Take this to my
blue eyed beauty

Postie postie
do not tarry
take this to the
One I'll marry

I wish I was a cabbage
Divided into two
the leaves I'd give to others
The heart I'd give to you

OMG I think that was on one of my cards :laugh:

I wish I was a bar of soap
hung upon a string
Then every time you took a bath
I'd see your ding a ling.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
if you dont love me
then knicker to you

:joker:

I'm from North Lanarkshire too... so I wouldn't be surprised!:hugesmile:

I love your lips
I love your eyes
I love the thing
between your thighs

*********************
I love you
I love you
I love you almighty
I wish my pajamas were next to your nighty

Now dont be mistaken
Dont be mislead
DONT BE MISLEAD
I mean on the washing line
Not in the bed (ahhhh...the days of innocence!)

Lol. That's one I've not heard !


Anyone remember what

CHIPS

FISH

HOLLAND

all stood for?

No I can't remember that :conf:

CHIPS = Come Home I'm Pregnant
FISH = Fuck-off I'm staying here
HOLLAND = How Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

there was also

SWALK

ITALY

:hugesmile:

I can remember SWALK, but not the others :laugh:

:joker:

Swalk-seriously walking around like krazy? :conf:
Italy- I totally Love Amanda Lee York? :conf:

ITALY = I trust and love you.


I remember when I was about 13 - I got one that was plastered in really rude filthy but dead funny verses - and tried to hide it in my school bag (a canvas army satchel at the time). As it came from a guy I was smitten with, I wasn't / couldn't throw it away.

My dad found it and I got battered stupid - he clearly thought I'd been out slagging it up. :bawling::bawling:

On the plus side: the lad who had given me it, heard about what happened, told his father, who then went mental and went around to 'see' my own father....... as a result, me and the lad ended up dating for years after it! :blush: (funny, we are still in touch after all these years as well)

Oh sorry...I meant to put up the meanings too !! (dick...me, not you).

Sealed With A Loving Kiss

I Trust And Love You.

(you have to remember here, this was about 30 odd years ago, we were all a lot more innocent as such!).

Oh no! :hugesmile:
It's cool that you're still in touch. I'm only in touch with 2 girl friends from school, no boys. There was one dream boat called Lance Smith. Sigh wonder how he is now.

"Sealed With A Loving Kiss

I Trust And Love You."

These are good. Can you imagine if these had become/become v-day lingo? A guy hands his girlfriend a rose and he's like "here... swalk." Or while handing the rose "Italy" "Oh my god you're taking me to Italy?" :D

LOL. A trip around the world was another euphemism..... :evilgrin:

Came across this one....

I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.

:joker:

Wow how romantic. :bored:

:joker::joker::joker:

oh, this one's better....

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ive slept with your sister
and she was better than you

PMSL !!

:shocked:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
That's alright
Slept with your dad

:D

Mario is red
Sonic is blue
Press start to play
And be my player 2


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