Conspiracy theories that make you want to stab yourself in the eye, the brain then...
 

... you get the picture. What conspiracy theories can't you stand?

The one I hate most is the one where stupid dicks think they are being crazy and saying that the world governments are all working together to create some kind of New World Order. They believe a bunch of old men, normally known as the freemasons are taking over the world; alongside some aliens who are slowly taking control. Here we are all being observed, and the population is controlled by viruses, diseases, famines and holocausts. Infact, our minds are even being controlled... still, it could be worse. At least we don't know about it.

The Paul McCartney one.

Kurt Cobain ones

Tupac ones

lady gaga ones

Anything that David Icke says :bored:

And the 9/11 one

when people say the landing on the moon was fake

That Elvis is still alive. :bored:

The celebs who are dead are still alive ones are the worst.

I actually half believe the 9/11 one D:

The celebrity Illuminati one, where they've apparently sold their soul to the devil for fame.

Roswell
The Moon Landing
The holocaust (that it never happened)

Yes, forgot about that one! That has to be the one that angers me the most

Icke is hillarious. I love watching him in action. I'm not sure what to think of the New World Order theories. As a whole the theorys are unfounded and overly sinister but I do think certain elements of truth exist in them. Consumer Capatalism culture being a distraction, the whole chip replacing money thing, governments in general just coming closer together a lot of that Zeitgeist kinda stuff.

Icke's fun. I don't think anyone believes him, so they're quite harmless.

I hate 9/11 ones, or basically any to do with a disaster/national tragedy...to put your suspicion or paranoia into slander (let's face it, that's what it is) is just...madness.

Holocaust
About someone Hanging on Wizard of Oz film (Is this true?)

I once met someone who actually believed Icke's theory that we're controlled by "reptillian humanoids" :joker:

I like UFO's and Bigfoot. Most of the other ones don't really interest me. I'm not really bothered by any conspiracy theories.

Obviously some do seem a bit racist or bigoted, like the 9/11 or holocaust-denial conspiracy theories, which are just a platform for anti-americanism, or anti-semitism are offensive. But i deal with them the same way i deal with any bigots, don't give them the time of day.