The Generic X Factor Show
 

Auditions
- Shots of 1000's of people, waving, accompanied with Dermot's voice about how this is the biggest series -
- Judges arriving by some glorified transport method... next year Louis so needs to arrive off the back of a number 22 bus -
- Judges speaking about how the bar has been raised, and what they want -
- Then the generic stuff... loads of **** people, focus on a really **** person, focus on judges panicking, focus on someone amazing, loads of good people, a old person thats nutty/ok, loads of **** people....
These catchphrases used throughout;
- You look like a pop star, you sound like a pop star (:lovedup: this one)
- Having said that...
- This is the reason why we make these shows
- This is honestly one of the worst auditions I have ever seen

What other lines do they ALWAYS say, there are loads but I can't think of any

this is inside simons head.

im gonna save this person because they give me more ratings and talking points than the other person,even if they hit the bottom two 5 times.:mad:

"this is my last chance", "it's make or break", "I was born to perform", "you took my breath away"...

That one annoys me so fucking much, because they're back the next ****ing year :bored:

dya know what? I dont think we've seen the best of you yet

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YES. I love in the auditions when the whole inbred family arrive in 'ERICS GOT THE X FACTOR' t-shirts, and they don't get through. Awkward moment walking home in those t-shirts...

:joker:

YES.

I just realised I've basically quoted all of this with love.