What type of act will NEVER make it?
 

Lets face it, it's the Royal Variety and theres protocol and procedure and things a Queen must never see (load of bollocks, but you know the drill.....)

So, no strippers or similar, no-one sawing their heads off etc etc....

Pisses me off a bit they put acts through that will never in this world stand a chance. Animals too. Too unpredictable for live TV and performances perhaps??