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Shaun 18-04-2011 07:11 PM

Has anyone ever walked in to find you, erm...
 
masturbating

Locke. 18-04-2011 07:13 PM

No, I've had two very close calls though

Niall 18-04-2011 07:13 PM

Nope hehe. :angel:

Shaun 18-04-2011 07:13 PM

inspired by

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj...cv7no1_500.png

KG. 18-04-2011 07:14 PM

Yes. :joker:

I shall say no more.

Z 18-04-2011 07:14 PM

No.

-cringes over times I've walked in on other people-

Ramsay 18-04-2011 07:16 PM

it was very very very close
my arse was hanging out cus i only had time to close the tab and put something over my dick
my mum knew well but she didnt catch me
so i picked i am a truck:joker:

Mr XcX 18-04-2011 07:16 PM

No!!!

Locke. 18-04-2011 07:16 PM

"55% of men masturbate at least once a week"

Surely it is much higher than that :joker:

Stacey. 18-04-2011 07:17 PM

No D:

BringItOn 18-04-2011 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 4204275)

:O I got that last one in my mind now lmao

Doogle 18-04-2011 07:19 PM

Very nearly.

Tom4784 18-04-2011 07:21 PM

Not masturbating, no.

Marsh. 18-04-2011 07:24 PM

Quote:

Female porcupines have been witnessed using wooden sticks as dildos.
:joker:

ILoveTRW 18-04-2011 07:26 PM

Loads of times.
Dad, Mum, Brother, the 80 people in the block of flats across the road.

ILoveTRW 18-04-2011 07:29 PM

add the window cleaner to that list too.
god i really need to start being more careful.

Shaun 18-04-2011 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dezzy (Post 4204298)
Not masturbating, no.

baking cookies doesn't count :nono:

Niall 18-04-2011 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 4204324)
baking cookies doesn't count :nono:

:laugh3:

Tom4784 18-04-2011 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 4204324)
baking cookies doesn't count :nono:

Oh. *Starts to bake freely*

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 18-04-2011 07:34 PM

no but when my mum was out the other week this guy came to my house for ya know then as he was leaving my mum was at the front door D:

i locked the door and left the key in though so i was just like OFHUIOWFHIE get upstairs quick so he hid in my room then i opened the door and my mum came in and i was like bitch say anything embarrassing and i will cut you but she only came back to drop freezer stuff off then went straight back out again so it was k :amazed:

truck 18-04-2011 07:38 PM

:/

Stacey. 18-04-2011 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truck (Post 4204339)
:/

:joker:

Doogle 18-04-2011 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott (Post 4204331)
no but when my mum was out the other week this guy came to my house for ya know then as he was leaving my mum was at the front door D:

i locked the door and left the key in though so i was just like OFHUIOWFHIE get upstairs quick so he hid in my room then i opened the door and my mum came in and i was like bitch say anything embarrassing and i will cut you but she only came back to drop freezer stuff off then went straight back out again so it was k :amazed:

:laugh3:

Niall 18-04-2011 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott (Post 4204331)
no but when my mum was out the other week this guy came to my house for ya know then as he was leaving my mum was at the front door D:

i locked the door and left the key in though so i was just like OFHUIOWFHIE get upstairs quick so he hid in my room then i opened the door and my mum came in and i was like bitch say anything embarrassing and i will cut you but she only came back to drop freezer stuff off then went straight back out again so it was k :amazed:

I thought you were celibate now. http://i.imgur.com/Iu8a5.png

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 18-04-2011 07:43 PM

i am now this was like 2 weeks ago this friday


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