What's The Strangest Thing You've Brought Home?
 

On a night out?

I've brought home the following:

Fire Extinguisher, A branch of a tree, Traffic signs and cones, and some dirty looking women.

Greg.

A magnifying glass.. :/

A spunky monkey keyring and a pup.

I used to have a thing for other peoples jewlerry and flowers I'd pluck from gardens.

:laugh3:

Yeah I've done that too before....

I still have it 12 years later :laugh:

A house "for sale" sign

A police warning sign, a patio set (4 chairs and a table, my friends were with me), hanging baskets, a road sign, someone elses shoe, a number plate, a tennis racket, somebody else watch (still have no idea how or who it came from).

God my list could go on. I end up bringing all sorts of crap home after drinking. :blush:

-takes thread seriously-

Wristbands that belong to other people, 3 hats (one gold glittery cowboy hat, one pink one, one police helmet), karaoke slips I've edited to be slightly offensive (my favourite is:

Name: Gary Glitter
Song: Kids
Artist: MGMT)

errrm...cigarettes (i don't smoke), and sunglasses.

i once woke up with sushi in my jeans pockets, i didnt even bring enough money out that night to buy sushi and there were no sushi places near where i was?? still have no idea where it came from.

I always find it odd when I come home, wake up the next morning and have more money then I started the night with and didn't take my bank card out. I think I'm a thief when drunk.

Same ben :laugh:

Minesweeping :love:

that was my vagina, and I'd appreciate it if it were returned :bored:

most certainly sorry for the inconvenience however it may have shrunk in the wash :S it may feel uncomfortable for a while but itll soon stretch out again.

- A Mardi Gras mask in November 2010. What.
- An earring
- Blonde hair extensions
- Shaun

My ex

I never bring anything strange home.