What inanimate objects.....
 

would you like to become alive so they could talk + move? :amazed:

Cooker - so it could tell me how to cook things properly and Id be like awesome at it. I burnt PASTA yesterday to the pan fgs :bored:

I have this cow thing on a spring which bounces up + down, it would make a great bbfl :love:

Joanna Lumley.

My nail clippers.

Genghis Khan's corpse

my car, it would be like Kit from Knightrider

Arista

My pen, so it could write everything for me :D

my ipod :lovedup:

My Phone and my Laptop. Oh and the fridge, microwave and toaster. :lovedup:

Coffee, so it could chat to me as I drink it.

:laugh: I like the idea of this

My dong.

Cash machines. I always say "Thankyou". They never tell me I'm welcome

Naughty ones might shout out your pin code and how much you got in! :hugesmile: