5 people are killed by sharks a year...
 

but 13 by vending machines.

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How? :joker:

Surely Sharks kill more then 5 people a year.. i have never believed that one :crazy:

people shaking them and the machine falling on them I guess :shrug:

More people get killed by falling coconuts as well. Its actually true, sharks don't attack very much.

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They dont, they dont like how we taste so usually if they have a bite, they will leave you alone after that :D

You haven't seen Deep Blue Sea

Thats one of my fave films actually :nono:

Id be very disappointed if I was killed by a falling coconut..

Ever since I was a little boy, I have had a grave fear of vending machines. I don't stay in enclosed spaces around them. Once when I was around 9 years old, a vending machine brushed past my leg menacingly while I was trying to partake in a game of basketball, and I knew then that the brush with death I had just experienced would stay with me for life.


Never forget.

Every time I hear the chinking noise of 5ps knocking together, I shudder a little.

Bullets kill even more people.

Knifes do as well believe it or not

I have in fact heard that disease is a major cause of death around the world.

They have warning signs under or near the trees telling people not to sit there, as people tend to rest/nap there in the shade out of the heat of the sun and then get killed by a falling coconut. One of the funniest signs I have seen. :hugesmile:

don't **** around with me greg, this is serious

Yes Greg you have took this to far

They don't call Marihuana the 'Assasin Of Youth' for nothing. ***** you're vending machines.

only 5 :shocked: thought it would be way more!