The fortune telling thread
 

Come back to this thread at some point in the future and what is typed here will be true

- I sense intelligience in the young... around august I invision a news report, talking about students living school, colleges and university. In the report I expect a news reporter and a news desk, handing over to a correspondent who will repeat what was just said. They will then interview students, who I predict will open their results live in front of a reporter. We will then cut to pre-recorder interviews about results, talking about 'record' numbers either passing or failing. Then we will focus on a freeze frame of students sitting an exam, and statistics will appear on our screen. It will end on a high, and head back to some kind of TV studio. This vision is grainy in places... expect leniancy.
- I sense the death of the queen, but the fortune line is blurred so I cannot predict a clear time span.
- I sense a sale at DFS... so hold off any sofa purchases
- Scott will post a 'wut' face
- I smell fish coming from a certain member, who the tarrot cards cannot reveal for confidential reasons... they will either finger a girl or continue to tell some fishy lies.
- In the near future, possibly a few weeks away I can see a night of TiBB unrest. A moderator will commit an action, a backlash will result with posts of "thats so unfair!1!", and then the topic will be closed, and another will be posted, and then the topic will be closed. This will continue for a few days, and then all will be forgotten.
- Someone will die in EastEnders from this point onwards in time
- I see a member wheeling a trolley around ASDA Walmart, and informing other members of the bargains there. What the deal is, or when it will happen is currently unclear to me.
- One member will have a lucky day

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Lady GaGa will be #1 this week on the album charts

I predict that daniel-lewis-1985 will post something about the Big Brother auditioning process within the next week

One day everyone on the forum will see the light and realise that The Real World is great

I foresee a time within the next 60 years when smithys life will stop revolving around gaga and he will be able to go A WHOLE DAY without mentioning her :o

Scary s**t right there.

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My omens agree with this prophecy.

The Queen better not die this or next year.

It's the Queens Diamond Jubilee next year! :)

Britons enjoyed an extra-long holiday weekend in April due to the Royal Wedding at the end of April and the May Day bank holiday. It’s now the hope of the government that they can do this again next year for the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Elizabeth II. By postponing the Whitsun Bank Holiday until Monday, June 4 and adding a bank holiday on Tuesday, June 5, the government will be able to create another 4-day holiday for the celebrations.

The plans to celebrate the Queen’s 60 years on the throne mean that Brits will be able to takeoff for a 4-day holiday without taking any holiday leave. The celebration marks the Queen becoming only the second British monarch to have a Diamond Jubilee – after Queen Victoria in 1987 – and ministers hope millions will join the celebrations, which will coincide with the London Olympic Games.

As part of the celebrations, The Big Jubilee Lunch will be held, during which neighbours will be urged to share a meal. This is being launched by the Palace and Eden Project, the educational and environmental charity. The Queen’s Royal Barge is also going to lead a flotilla of over 1,000 boats along the River Thames on Sunday, June 3, which is expected to be the biggest river pageant held in Britain since the reign of Charles II.

Sources close with the plans say that they hope everyone will join in the celebrations by holding street parties to mark the special weekend. Eden Project chief executive Tim Smit says that the UK keeps talking about celebrating diversity and their differences, but one thing they all have in common is how they hold the monarchy dear to them, so this will celebrate their commonality.


Source: http://www.asap.co.uk/news/4-day-hol...e-5636147.html


There are also rumours that Prince Harry and his girlfriend Chelsea could marry next year. They better not. A jubilee and Olympics are already happening. Don't want another Royal wedding so quickly too!!

I think Prince Harry and Chelsea should get married in 2013. If they are still together. They are a bit on and off! lol

I predict the entire forum will moan about a certain Reality TV show not being the same, come August.

Novo or Locke will come out like a loose canon and attack a female Member.

James will promise a new feature for July, that won't be put into action until February.

Stacey will be un-banned at some point in the next 6 months.

Iceman, Vicky or UKTurtle will resign from being a Mod before March 2012.

I predict Patrick will get banned again some time this year.

Someone will have the green thunder bird as their avatar before August.

Nah. They love the power too much ;)

Vicky and Iceman definately won't give the mod position up anyway!

Patrick is about to say ''what the ****!'' in this thread

I predict Beastie will discover a long lost thread from the 1800s, from the forgotten times of TiBB - and will bump it, and be kidnapped by the Admins for revealing a dark secret.

This will happen in October.

Most likely.

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Iceman did one time, for like an hour and then I think someone pissed him off and he went back to ban them :laugh:

A member will have a breakdown

Two of those 3 have already done that. :tongue: